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December 12, 2010 8:28 pm

Jesus Saves T-Shirt
Jesus Saves T-Shirt
What's more popular than Jesus? Why it's football, of course! And what better way to blaspheme than by showing him doing something for once: stopping a ball.
Price: $22.00

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16 Comments

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    madchef

    January 2, 2011

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    I love it :) as soon as xmas bills r paid i will order some


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    Jeremy Milne

    February 10, 2011

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    I’m not 100% sure people would get this shirt. I would consider buying it, but I would fear that people would think i’m a chrsitian soccer player. Sarcasm on shirts in hard.


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    clayton jenkins

    February 10, 2011

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    are these available in tall sizes?


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    tralphaz

    February 13, 2011

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    I get the joke, but I do not think the sarcasm is lucid enough; as Jeremy implied this could be taken as simply cute word play for a X-tian soccer fan. I’d might buy something if it had a more pointed message.


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    NastyHeathen

    February 13, 2011

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    How about ‘Jesus shaves’ and just have a bald dude?


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    TheDean

    February 21, 2011

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    I actually don’t get how this is blasphemous at all. Surely a christian would find it quirky and funny? There’s nothing anti-religious about it. Am i missing something? (i’m not trying to be a dick btw, i still think it’s cool)


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    boxoun

    March 2, 2011

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    Yeah cool concept but we are looking for shit that pisses people off! They might think this is cute and funny lol. Still funny tho.


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    God's Misled Children

    March 21, 2011

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    Yeah, christian’s will find a way to twist it around to suit/support their own belief system. If you give a christian an ‘out’ they will take it. Best to just have a contest to see who can come up with the most clever/witty design.


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    God's Misled Children

    March 21, 2011

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    Have a t-shirt that shows a series of evolutionary steps from ape to a beautiful hot/woman with big boobs. Put on there, ‘EVOLUTION IS BEAUTIFUL’ and that should piss off christian’s being they think love and beauty are their golden eggs.


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    mathclub

    March 22, 2011

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    this shirt must exist, but a ‘We Are All Atheists’ would be brilliant, taken obv from the first half of Dawkins famous quote. i’ve found them with the full quote, but just those 4 words would have a much bigger impact.

    i would buy it for sure.


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    André Ivan de Lange

    April 7, 2011

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    “But Judas scores on the return…..”

    Try this on the back side of the T-shirt… ;-D

    Sincerely

    André


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    eardowel

    April 17, 2011

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    Ah man, no XXXL? I’m a fat atheist. I thought we all were from eating all those babies. They’re very fattening, with all that baby fat.


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    Sebastian Giambrone

    May 2, 2011

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    Eardowel: that made me laugh so hard!

    I think the shirt is a cool idea. Not for me though as I’m not really a soccer fan. The pun is cool but I’m afraid I’ll have to agree with others; I’d like it to be a bit more biting.


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    Joseph Scott

    May 18, 2011

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    Here’s an idea. On the front of a shirt, Jesus saves (as a hockey goalie) on the back, Satan scores (as in Miroslav).


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    nunnayabidness

    August 9, 2011

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    Wow- 1 shirt in your store. You are on a roll.


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    Blam

    November 12, 2011

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    The Jesus saves one doesn’t really sound like an atheist shirt.
    You could just whack your logo on a shirt, that would probably do better.
    How’s about “Will worship for money (authenticity not included)” for those atheists who get asked to join churches a lot.
    Wouldn’t surprise me if it worked either :)
    (No, I’m not looking to buy a shirt atm anyway, I’m trying to find where to get the paid membership, you really should make that shizzle way easier to find)



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