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“War on Christmas” bullshit ramps up

Oh, so this totally isn't religious indoctrination? Thank God! I'm beginning to think it's totally impossible to do anything secular in America without some religious jackass accusing us of waging a "War on Christmas". This pathetic attempt to make Christians appear marginalized has the effect of making them all look like old fools, if you ask me. When there's any kind of story that exploits this fear monge ...

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FLDS Church sends ex-member kitten encased in concrete as warning

If you're a religious fundie, odds are your level of respect for other living creatures not gifted with 'a soul' is not very high. Most fundamentalists see violence and cruelty towards animals as just a normal part of everyday life. God, in their deluded eyes, gave them total dominion over animals, and that means you can treat them like shit if you want. How else can you explain this bit of cruelty? Ex FLDS ...

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Poll: Which Biblical Patriarch wins the “Worst Role Model” award?

ABRAHAM 1. Defrauds two Pharaohs (wife/sister scam) 2. Rapes, impregnates a slave girl 3. Abandons illegitimate child 4. Condemns descendants to 400 years of slavery in exchange for land 5. Attempted murder of first born son .. JACOB 1. Tricks brother out of birthright 2. Deceives father to steal brother's blessing 3. Rapes, impregnates slave girl 4. Defrauds uncle out of healthier flock 5. Assaults strange ...

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Christian Legal Fellowships and their backwards agenda for Canada

I hope there aren't any Canadians on the site foolish enough to think that abortion, gay marriage and the separation of Church and state are American issues. If only we were so lucky. Unfortunately, we have our fair share of crazies in positions of power. Take Stephen Woodworth: he's a conservative MP who is fighting to include legislation that would re-open the "debate" on abortion. Like his American count ...

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And the Mother of the Year Award Goes to…

What do you do when your uppity, independent minded 19 year old daughter has the gall to refuse an arranged marriage with a stranger twice her age? Why, you burn her with a hot spoon, that's what! What better way to preserve your cultural heritage than by torturing your loved ones into submission. Hey, isn't that what Islam means? Yusra Farhan won't be winning any "Mother of the Year" awards, especially con ...

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Anyone in Newark this Wednesday with some time to kill?

I'm headed back to North America in 3 days, and when my plane lands in Newark Airport on Wednesday afternoon, I have a 12 hour layover before my flight leaves for Calgary. That means I have almost half a day to sit around and do absolutely nothing. If any fans are in Newark on Wednesday and feel like hanging out near the airport, let me know. I'm not exactly looking forward to that particular traveling orde ...

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Jon Stewart on religion

Before Jon was a superstar talk show host, he was working the comedy circuit like everyone else. Here's one of his older bits on religion. Man does he look young in this. Is this pre-"Death to Smoochie"? ...

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Westboro Church to protest Elizabeth Edward’s funeral

That vile family, the Westboros, continues its crusade to show the world just how insensitive and cruel they really are. Their next target is Elizabeth Edwards, wife of former Presidential hopeful John Edwards. She died this week after fighting breast cancer for years, and because she fought hard for gay rights and had some harsh words for God following the death of her 16 year old son, the "little church t ...

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Global Warming denier claims God will protect us

With the GOP back in power in the House, religious fundies are free to get appointed to important committees they are completely unqualified to run. Here we see Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.) as he argues in 2009 humans have nothing to fear from climate change, as God has promised in the Bible not to destroy mankind again (except of course when he comes back down to earth to kill most of us). So what job does t ...

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