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Jehovah Witness family abandons 5 year old son after blood transfusion

I'm not a parent, so it's difficult for me to comprehend what it feels like to actually have to take care of one of these screaming whelps. As far as I can tell, they smell, they cry and jump around a lot, and when they get older, they get all "angsty" and totally hate your guts. I've been told, however, the experience is rewarding enough to put up with the mega hassle. One thing I do know for certain is yo ...

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Bill Donohue does it again!

I dream of the day when I no longer have to say the name Bill Donohue, for every time I do, a little bit of sick makes its way into my mouth. The fact that mainstream media continues to give him a platform to speak proves how shallow and uneducated they are. The latest words out of his poisonous mouth regarding the allegations of priestly sexual abuse (the subsequent attempt to conceal these activities) goe ...

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Atheist bus ads defaced

If kindness is a Christian virtue, than so is vandalism; three Detroit atheist bus ads were defaced over the past week, and you can bet your last buck it's probably some overzealous Christians who can't stand the idea of free-thought and skepticism about their silly sky daddy. This kind of act only goes to show how juvenile and petty religionists are; what kind of annoying idiot feels it's their duty to def ...

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Religious nutbags beat adopted child to death

You know, in life, you have to appreciate the little things; a nice sunset, a good meal, and the subtle joys of disciplining your children with large plastic tubes. About 3 years ago, Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz were punishing their adopted daughter for being silly, and because their religion puts heavy emphasis on using physical domination to make children more obedient to God, they decided it was time to r ...

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Christians have no sense of humor

When I originally saw this billboard, I assumed it was actually the work of some clever atheist group wanting to poke fun at Christians; imagine my surprise to find out that it was actually commissioned by an Anglican church called "St Matthew's in the City". The billboard was up for a total of 5 hours before someone defaced it, proving once more that Christians have a poor sense of humor concerning their o ...

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I gets mail

Hey, just a reminder to everyone out there, if you feel like asking questions, don't hesitate to email me! I've set up a new convenient and easy to remember email for everyone who wants to get in touch, so if you've got something on your mind you'd like to share, or if you have a question or comment you think is funny, don't just keep it to yourself, dammit! Today's hilarious mail comes from Mike: I'm a lon ...

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Rapture Pets!

Remember a few months back when I was toying around with the idea of "Rap-Sure", a kind of insurance for loved ones "in case" the special few get raptured? Well, looks like someone already beat me to the punch. Bart Centre (is that even a name?) is the co-owner of Eternal Earthbound Pets, and he promises to look after your animals after the Rapture for the budget price of $110. Bart's insurance policy lasts ...

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Bill O’Reily wants ID taught in classrooms

According to Bill's own logic, because science can't answer every single question with 100% certainty, he wants science class to include a section that a 2000 year old Jewish carpenter basically "invented" the universe, and all life on Earth for his own personal enjoyment. If you want to believe silly nonsense, knock yourself out. I can't stop you from believing that shit. Just don't try to interject your i ...

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A Crusade against atheism

This comic is in response to the Pope's recent "Crusade" to try and blame environmental problems, societal degradation, and all the maladies of the world on secularism. Does he have any proof of these assertions? You must have forgotten about Papal Infallibility if you asked such a silly question! ...

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