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Papacy finally OKs condom use

It was only a matter of time before the millions of African men, women, and children slowly dying of AIDS would shame the Catholic Church into changing its stance on condom use. In a new book set to be released, based on conversations with the Pope, Benedict said in some cases, using a piece of rubber on your dick would not make God angry. When he was asked if his church was against condom use, he said: “It ...

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Catholic propaganda election video

You hear that folks, some things aren't negotiable, like defining when life actually starts. Using their super-scientific method of determining what is right and wrong (i.e., do whatever the fucking Pope tells you to do), Catholics want voters to continue to erode the reproductive rights of women, deny gays the same rights as everyone else, and let's not forget force everyone else to placate their crazy non ...

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Father wants to protect child from reality

When you stop placating people and call them out on their bullshit, you're bound to hurt their feelings. While some of us are comfortable with the idea of letting dumb or dangerous ideas thrive under the banner of "tolerance", there are those brave few who cannot stay silent in the face of the injustices brought on by antiquated religious belief. When Dan Savage recently spoke to students at a High School J ...

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The Eagle of the Apocalypse doesn’t want you to use contraceptives

Not only does his name sound like a bad-ass metal band, but he is also the "Co-Prophet of the End Times". That's nutjob for "I think Jesus chose me to deliver you the good news about his planned mass slaughter". He's so crazy that one scary sounding name fantasizing about the death of countless human beings was not enough. Priceless moments include: - Referring to "withdrawal" as a Planned Parenthood form o ...

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Catholic priest in charge of sex scandal caught with kiddy porn

It's beginning to look like any effort to "clean up" the Catholic church of pedophiles is an impossible task. Consider this: Pope Benedict XVI's right hand man in charge of helping him track down pedo priests, Father Riccardo Seppia, was arrested last May when he was caught trying to arrange sexual encounters with his drug dealer. Now, it seems as though another priest in charge of investigating pederasts h ...

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IHOP calls Oprah Winfrey the Anti-Christ

Here's what's fucking scary about believers: some of them take it so seriously that concerns over their own well-being is secondary. For true believers, a tiny bunk-bed, barely enough food to subsist, and countless hours spent trying to recruit new zombies isn't a chore; it's a calling, baby! It is how a pathetically small church, with the hilarious acronym of IHOP (International House of Prayer, not Pancak ...

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Where’s that “Follow Me” button?

I can barely contain my excitement. Finally, the Pope - that infallible man who works tirelessly to ensure condoms are all tossed in the trash bin, women have to have the children of their rapists and pedophiles get to live jail-free lives - now has his own twitter! Finally, you can enjoy a direct line to God from everyone's favorite ex-Hitler youth. His first historic tweet, telling fellow Catholics he's j ...

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Catholic Church’s latest scandal

Whenever I hear the words Vatican and "reform", I can't help but laugh. Here's an institution that, for a greater part of Western history, has benefited from unchecked powers. It wasn't until the 19th century the Papal States were annexed, and even then, fascist dictator Mussolini allowed the organization "statehood" in exchange for cooperation in his new government. Now, this archaic and evil organization ...

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John Paul II gets more credit for doing nothing

This is so stupid I felt like ignoring it, but since today is "make fun of ignorant Catholics Day", I had to include it. You're all intimately aware of the demise of bin Laden, but did you know that it was John Paul II that was responsible? That's what the dumb-ass leader of Peru thinks: Peruvian President Alan Garcia says Pope John Paul II should get credit for the death of Osama bin Laden."His first mirac ...

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William Lane Craig tries to defend Biblical genocides

A few weeks ago I posted a video of a debate between Sam Harris and William Lane Craig. The video made it clear that Craig is no dummy, despite believing in absurdities. He's been particularly busy recently defending the faith, and one of his latest articles tries to justify the genocide and infanticide in the Bible. It's pretty messed up, actually: According to the Pentateuch (the first five books of the O ...

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