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Americans Jailed in Haiti want US government to step in
Ignorance of the law is not an adequate defense. If you don’t believe me, try debating a parking ticket in Montreal (which has possibly the most convoluted and confusing parking laws in the world). This important lesson appears to be lost on the 10 Baptists that were jailed a few days ago for allegedly trying [...]
Continue reading...Baptist group gets busted for child trafficking
Monday, February 1, 2010
A group of 10 missionaries with little experience and few braincells have been arrested in Haiti for suspected child trafficking after they attempted to sneak 33 kids out of the country. The 5 women and 5 men are all members of a small Baptist church in Idaho, and claim they were merely trying to help [...]
Continue reading...Scientologists arrive in Haiti
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Looks like John Travolta is a man of his word; a few days ago he was talking about flying a bunch of his weirdos in yellow shirts to the devastated country, and a news report has come out stating that a “private donor” has sent 80 volunteer (along with 50 real doctors) down there. The problem [...]
Continue reading...More religious scumbags think Haiti is full of evil
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
It’s not enough that religious wackos like Pat Robertson claim that Haiti is suffering because the country made a pact with the devil; now other morons are coming out and saying similarly insensitive and terrible shit. The latest scumbag is Dr. Wesley Stafford, who had this to say: Haiti … has been a disaster in almost [...]
Continue reading...Who needs food and medicine when you have “The Proclaimer”?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Haiti is still suffering from the aftermath of a devastating earthquake, and by all reports, there still isn’t enough food, water, and medicine to go around. Luckily, an organization called “Faith Comes By Hearing” has a solution for these desperate people; they are sending them 600 audio Bibles. The Proclaimer, as it’s called, is a [...]
Continue reading...Desperate Haitians need e-meters, stat!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I complain about Christian charity organizations all the time, but since most of the population in Haiti actually believes in the same religion (with a few added voodoo rituals), I’m not really that worried about their incessant need to proselytize. What I AM concerned about, however, is John Travolta and his marry band of Scientologists [...]
Continue reading...Haitian ambassador schools Pat Robertson on history
Friday, January 15, 2010
How awesome is this guy? Here he is schooling Pat Robertson on history, showing that the victory of Haiti over the French led not only to the purchase of Louisiana by the United States for roughly 3 cents an acre, but also to the eventual independence of South America. Their historic and heroic victory would [...]
Continue reading...Pat Robertson is insane
Thursday, January 14, 2010
I guess once you surrender your mind to the corrosive influence of religion, your grip with sanity is bound to slip eventually. How else can you explain his insane comment that Haiti signed a pact with the devil to gain their independence from the white man? Does he believe everything the little voice in his [...]
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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