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Catholic propaganda election video

You hear that folks, some things aren't negotiable, like defining when life actually starts. Using their super-scientific method of determining what is right and wrong (i.e., do whatever the fucking Pope tells you to do), Catholics want voters to continue to erode the reproductive rights of women, deny gays the same rights as everyone else, and let's not forget force everyone else to placate their crazy non ...

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Father wants to protect child from reality

When you stop placating people and call them out on their bullshit, you're bound to hurt their feelings. While some of us are comfortable with the idea of letting dumb or dangerous ideas thrive under the banner of "tolerance", there are those brave few who cannot stay silent in the face of the injustices brought on by antiquated religious belief. When Dan Savage recently spoke to students at a High School J ...

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Exposing the bigotry of religion makes us bullies, apparently

What happens when your privileged place in society begins to erode? Well, like a spoiled child, you relentlessly accuse others of being mean bullies for not letting them have their way. It takes time to become an adult, but expecting religion to mature is unrealistic. Take Matt Barber: He's accusing secularists of being "bullies", and his solution is playground fare: punch them in the mouth, Christians! How ...

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Rick Perry continues his quest to be an ignorant douche-bag

Can you believe that gays serve openly in the military? Well, that shit won't fly when Rick is in power. No sir, every gay man and woman will have to remain in the closet again, to live out the rest of their lives in shame. Their very lifestyles are an affront to "Christian" values, and they are therefore less worthy of the same rights as everyone else. It was faith that created this country, first by decla ...

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Michele Bachmann just doesn’t get it

"Every American has the same rights" Is that so? It certainly doesn't feel that way, especially when your government makes laws specifically designed NOT to allow gays and lesbians to marry. Well, to be fair, she claims they are allowed to get married: but it must be to someone of the opposite sex. See, we're all equal! We all get to conform to what Christian nutjobs like Michele wants us to be. You can fee ...

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Pope attempts to recruit German bigots

Over the weekend, the Pope arrived in Germany on a tour designed to try and recruit Protestants and other estranged Christians who have grown tired of their religion's increasing acceptance of homosexual marriage. Knowing, too, the value of family and marriage, we as Christians attach great importance to defending the integrity and the uniqueness of marriage between one man and one woman from any kind of mi ...

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Jerry Buell should be fired

Times are hard in America. Job security is eroding fast, as is the middle class. This puts everyone on edge, which would explain some of the blow-back from fans concerning my opinion that there is something fundamentally broken with the way teachers are unionized in America. Of course, that's not to imply that I want to destroy all the rights workers have managed to harangue from the clutches of the very we ...

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He might need medication…

I think I get why Uganda is all fucked up. When crazy jackasses like this guy show up preaching literal insanity, why are we horribly surprised when the government tries to create brilliant legislation like the "kill-the-gays" bill? Can you believe that he admits that he was mad at the devil for "interrupting" his little prayer session by killing some random women he barely cares about? We really believe wh ...

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Florida is messed up

Oh Florida, do you always have to ruin everything? Republicans in the state shaped like a diseased penis are fighting to keep a strange, antiquated law from being eliminated since it technically classifies any unmarried persons living together as criminals. "Cohabitation" is a second class misdemeanor, carrying fines and up to 2 months in jail. As you've probably guessed by now, this ridiculous law dates ba ...

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Ethics Classes under fire in Australia

A few month ago, the government had promised to introduce "Ethic Classes" for students in Aussie schools that refused to take the mandatory religious education lessons. Since that time, the government has been trying to cap wage increases for government employees, and a clever politician by the name of Fred Nile is using this opportunity to pressure the government into torpedoing the Ethics Classes in excha ...

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