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Pope denounces Maryland legalizing gay marriage

Pope Benedict XVI, a celibate man who controls a vast fortune and an army of delusional homophobes, has criticized Americans for granting all their citizens the same rights in the state of Maryland. "He added that the traditional family and marriage had to be "defended from every possible misrepresentation of their true nature" because, he said, whatever injured families injured society. So many ruined live ...

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Rick Perry continues his quest to be an ignorant douche-bag

Can you believe that gays serve openly in the military? Well, that shit won't fly when Rick is in power. No sir, every gay man and woman will have to remain in the closet again, to live out the rest of their lives in shame. Their very lifestyles are an affront to "Christian" values, and they are therefore less worthy of the same rights as everyone else. It was faith that created this country, first by decla ...

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Michele Bachmann just doesn’t get it

"Every American has the same rights" Is that so? It certainly doesn't feel that way, especially when your government makes laws specifically designed NOT to allow gays and lesbians to marry. Well, to be fair, she claims they are allowed to get married: but it must be to someone of the opposite sex. See, we're all equal! We all get to conform to what Christian nutjobs like Michele wants us to be. You can fee ...

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The Gaystopo and liberal fascism

You've probably noticed the new tactic from bigoted religionists claiming that their rights (specifically the right to discriminate against people for their sexual orientation) are being infringed. Well, this strategy has now morphed into a baseless accusation of fascism by a right wing nutjob named Alan Craig. He's determined that the threat of wider acceptance of same-sex marriage as a sign of fascism. Th ...

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Jamie Kilstein says it like it is

I think I'm a little jealous of this guy's rant. I doubt the issue of gay rights can be summed up more succinctly than that, and the fact that someone else is being very funny feels extremely threatening to me. Nah, I'm just fucking around. I like this guy. Here's hoping I can find more interesting videos of this dude. ...

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77 reasons to support bigotry

The Friendly Atheist has an interesting article written by two fans who recently attended a "Marriage Symposium" organized by the Illinois Family Institute and Patriots United (any time an organization has the words "Family" or "Patriot" in it, you know something racist/homophobic/ultra-conservative is going on). One of the pieces of literature at the event that intrigued me was the pamphlet entitled "77 No ...

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Pope attempts to recruit German bigots

Over the weekend, the Pope arrived in Germany on a tour designed to try and recruit Protestants and other estranged Christians who have grown tired of their religion's increasing acceptance of homosexual marriage. Knowing, too, the value of family and marriage, we as Christians attach great importance to defending the integrity and the uniqueness of marriage between one man and one woman from any kind of mi ...

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Jerry Buell should be fired

Times are hard in America. Job security is eroding fast, as is the middle class. This puts everyone on edge, which would explain some of the blow-back from fans concerning my opinion that there is something fundamentally broken with the way teachers are unionized in America. Of course, that's not to imply that I want to destroy all the rights workers have managed to harangue from the clutches of the very we ...

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He might need medication…

I think I get why Uganda is all fucked up. When crazy jackasses like this guy show up preaching literal insanity, why are we horribly surprised when the government tries to create brilliant legislation like the "kill-the-gays" bill? Can you believe that he admits that he was mad at the devil for "interrupting" his little prayer session by killing some random women he barely cares about? We really believe wh ...

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Florida is messed up

Oh Florida, do you always have to ruin everything? Republicans in the state shaped like a diseased penis are fighting to keep a strange, antiquated law from being eliminated since it technically classifies any unmarried persons living together as criminals. "Cohabitation" is a second class misdemeanor, carrying fines and up to 2 months in jail. As you've probably guessed by now, this ridiculous law dates ba ...

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