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Lesson 9 is driving California bigots crazy

I'm going to make no bones about this; if you find homosexuality repulsive, wrong, unnatural, weird, disgusting, freakish or sinful, you are a bigot. Now, the good news is all of us are a little bigoted in a bunch of usually unconscious ways, so you're not alone. In all honesty, before my buddy Jeff came out of the closet, I have to admit to having been a bit of a bigot myself. As is often the case with us ...

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I gets mail

Hey, just a reminder to everyone out there, if you feel like asking questions, don't hesitate to email me! I've set up a new convenient and easy to remember email for everyone who wants to get in touch, so if you've got something on your mind you'd like to share, or if you have a question or comment you think is funny, don't just keep it to yourself, dammit! Today's hilarious mail comes from Mike: I'm a lon ...

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Daniel Dennett is awesome

I was lucky enough to go to one of Dan's lectures when he came to Montreal a few years ago. Dan is one of the "Four Horsemen", but he doesn't really get the respect he rightly deserves. Dan is funny, provocative, and looks like a cross between Santa Claus and Charles Darwin. What's not to love? I know it's long, but WATCH THIS! ...

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Rapture Pets!

Remember a few months back when I was toying around with the idea of "Rap-Sure", a kind of insurance for loved ones "in case" the special few get raptured? Well, looks like someone already beat me to the punch. Bart Centre (is that even a name?) is the co-owner of Eternal Earthbound Pets, and he promises to look after your animals after the Rapture for the budget price of $110. Bart's insurance policy lasts ...

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Bill Donahue is a fucking liar

Bill Donahue is a busy man; so busy in fact that he doesn't even have time to watch the shows he criticizes. Here's a radio interview with Louis C.K. calling Bill on his bullshit. Bill tries to pass this off as some kind of joke, but clearly, his words aren't meant to be funny at all: The sacred and the profane are elements found in every society. In our society, the sexual and the scatological often consti ...

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What a surprise: “Birthers” are stupid

Guess what? If you think President Obama wasn't born in America and isn't really your president, then you have the honor of being part of a distinct group of individuals that is likely to never have left the US (or own a passport), to be less educated, to watch more TV, and to read fewer books than non-birthers. Basically, you are an idiot. Hey, it's not like we should be very surprised people who identify ...

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A Universe that Came from Nothing

If you've ever wanted to answer that annoying question, "how could the universe have formed from nothing", then watch this video. Lawrence Krauss is funny, informative, and if you watch the entire video (it's over an hour long, so you might need to pause it a few times), he will blow your fucking mind. Lawrence seems like a pretty cool guy. Turns out he wrote a book called "The Physics of Star Trek". Sounds ...

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Dawkins on the Colbert Report

I think Colbert is secretly intimidated by Dawkins; he hardly lets the guy get a word in! Still, pretty funny interview if you like his Bill O' impersonation. Go and get it before the copyright police take this down for creating word of mouth... ...

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The Story of Creation

I just ran across this site, The Thinking Atheist, and I have to admit I'm loving their videos so far. Well produced, funny, and relevant. I'm looking forward to seeing more from these guys! ...

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Kentucky gets a little wiser

After the attacks of 9/11, the US Department of Homeland Security was created to supposedly defend America from terrorist attacks. This very broad mandate has created one of the largest departments in the US government, and considering the frequency of terrorism attacks, I would argue that with an annual budget of roughly 52 billion dollars, they are an utterly useless and pointless organization. Of course, ...

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