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Military Chaplains worry about inability to discriminate

Evangelical chaplains in the military are suffering! They're worried the eventual repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" will jeopardize their ability to openly discriminate against gays and lesbians who might come to them seeking spiritual help. Now while I generally feel homosexuality and religion mix about as well as oil and water, you can't deny the fact statistically, gays are actually more religious than t ...

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About Us

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. - Dan Quayle Born and raised in the myserious country of Canada, I developed from an early age the ability to talk my way through anything. While this artful skill might otherwise have gone to waste in academia, I chose instead to pursue a career writing and speaking my mind about an issue I felt was important: atheism. After the release of Sam Harris’  book, ...

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Atheist Pro-Athlete

I wanted to laugh, but they were always one step away from being funny. Also, any atheist with a "lucky" necklace is doing something wrong! I'll give them a B- for the effort though. ...

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At least these psychos are refreshingly honest

Most mainstream religions tend to forget the relationship between man and God is one of endless servitude and submission. The classic imagery the faithful tend to use is of a shepherd and his flock, but this has always masked the much more accurate metaphor the Bible offers; that we are slaves to the master's will. That's why the Morning Star Ministries are a refreshing bunch of nutjobs who aren't afraid to ...

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Site Update: The Long Version

As I round out my tenure in the 9-5 world, I'm beginning to see the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. I thought, therefore, it would be neighborly of me to inform the web enthusiasts who have all but abandoned me (or at the very least said "see you soon") over my total lack of online presence. Well, I'm back baby, and I feel like these next few months are going to be, in a word, awesome. In this po ...

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Nerds will burn in Hell

You've got to love the Westboro Baptist Church. These guys are always putting their hate out there plainly for everyone to see. It doesn't matter if you're an honored veteran, a pregnant teen, or a comic book reading 30 year old virgin; in their eyes, everyone except their immediate family is going to burn in the eternal fires of hell, and they want to tell you all about it. Their latest target, a comicon i ...

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Best and Worst moments of TGA

As you might be aware if you're a fan of the podcast, TGA is about to celebrate show #100. Yes folks, we made it, and all it took was blood, sweat and eating cat food for a whole year (ok, so maybe it was just tuna)! With this historic number, I thought it might be interesting to get you guys to send us your opinions of our worst/best moments in the show. Was there anything super funny you couldn't stop lau ...

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Christian teachers use holy water on atheist colleague

You'd figure schools would be the place where atheists would be the 'safest' ... after all, these places are supposed to be bastions of knowledge and education. But lately it just hasn't been that way. From Texas re-writing its textbooks to students harassing atheist teachers, there's a full on movement a brewin' to make schools a battlefield between belief and non-belief. Sometimes these battles are distur ...

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Complete the danged fence, Senator Palpatine!

It's funny all of this talk of illegal immigration comes at a time of economic turmoil. Americans are being frightened into thinking their economic troubles are the result of illegal immigration, rather than rich Wall street bankers who practically destroyed their whole system, all the while paying themselves gigantic bonuses for fucking people over. Does no one see the age old tactic of "blame some reviled ...

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