Most mainstream religions tend to forget the relationship between man and God is one of endless servitude and submission. The classic imagery the faithful tend to use is of a shepherd and his flock, but this has always masked the much more accurate metaphor the Bible offers; that we are slaves to the master's will. That's why the Morning Star Ministries are a refreshing bunch of nutjobs who aren't afraid to ...

A couple renewing in their vows in the Maldives had a bit of a surprise when it was discovered that the resort employee performing the ceremony was actually insulting the couple in his native tongue. "You are swine. The children that you bear from this marriage will all be bastard swine...Your marriage is not a valid one. You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage...One of you is an infide ...

As I round out my tenure in the 9-5 world, I'm beginning to see the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. I thought, therefore, it would be neighborly of me to inform the web enthusiasts who have all but abandoned me (or at the very least said "see you soon") over my total lack of online presence. Well, I'm back baby, and I feel like these next few months are going to be, in a word, awesome. In this po ...

You've got to love the Westboro Baptist Church. These guys are always putting their hate out there plainly for everyone to see. It doesn't matter if you're an honored veteran, a pregnant teen, or a comic book reading 30 year old virgin; in their eyes, everyone except their immediate family is going to burn in the eternal fires of hell, and they want to tell you all about it. Their latest target, a comicon i ...

As you might be aware if you're a fan of the podcast, TGA is about to celebrate show #100. Yes folks, we made it, and all it took was blood, sweat and eating cat food for a whole year (ok, so maybe it was just tuna)! With this historic number, I thought it might be interesting to get you guys to send us your opinions of our worst/best moments in the show. Was there anything super funny you couldn't stop lau ...

You'd figure schools would be the place where atheists would be the 'safest' ... after all, these places are supposed to be bastions of knowledge and education. But lately it just hasn't been that way. From Texas re-writing its textbooks to students harassing atheist teachers, there's a full on movement a brewin' to make schools a battlefield between belief and non-belief. Sometimes these battles are distur ...

It's funny all of this talk of illegal immigration comes at a time of economic turmoil. Americans are being frightened into thinking their economic troubles are the result of illegal immigration, rather than rich Wall street bankers who practically destroyed their whole system, all the while paying themselves gigantic bonuses for fucking people over. Does no one see the age old tactic of "blame some reviled ...

Rape jokes are always funny, especially when used in the context of religious belief! ...

A fan of the site (they exist apparently) sent me a link to this webcomic, Calamities of Nature,  and I thought some of them had some pretty genuinely funny and interesting points to make about religion, the Pope, and creationism. I feel as though the character of Aaron has a lot in common with little old me. I just have to ask one question though: where the fuck are his eyes? ...

I don't watch "Trading Spouses" since I find it a general embarrassment to humanity as a whole, but I found this YouTube video of the show featuring a group of Christian hens trying to lambaste a New Ager for her beliefs. I've always been of the opinion people in glass houses shouldn't be throwing bricks, but apparently these bitches are convinced only their God is the way. It's funny to watch the blond one ...