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Is this guy for real?

I hope by now all of you are familiar with my stance on Poe's Law; if you are attempting to parody Christians but cannot give any indication that you don't actually believe this stuff, then you might as well not be a parody at all. I call this 'Jake's Law', so as to avoid any further confusion on this issue. The following video is exactly the kind of thing 'Jake's Law' was invented for. While the rest of yo ...

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Please take your medication, buddy.

There are a few articles on TGA that invariably attract the kinds of crazy comments that have to be read to be believed. Sometimes you have to spend some time trying to decipher through their insanity, and attempt to understand exactly what these deranged individuals are trying to communicate. This recent comment seems especially difficult to make out (which I haven't altered in any way): Clearly The Scienc ...

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How to prevent an alien abduction

I know what you're thinking: "Jacob, how do I stop aliens from kidnapping me and constantly raping my poor anus with their probes?". Well, after searching long and hard (and by that I mean someone sent me a link), I think I've found the solution for you: build your own anti-spaceman helmet. If you visit StopAlienAbductions.com right now, you'll get a number of important tutorials on how to build a crappy lo ...

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Good show, guys…

It's terrible shows like this that give me hope that not every child is being indoctrinated particularly well. The damage done by these kinds of yahoos seems relatively easy to fix, especially since these clowns can't manage to keep a bunch of kids interested in their shtick for more than 15 seconds. If you're trying to indoctrinate children in your cult, might I suggest the trying the following: #1: Be pre ...

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Woman held captive by Scientologists for 12 years

Scientology is messed up. What else do you expect from a "religion" created by a poor science-fiction writer with delusions of grandeur? There's so much wrong with it, it's hard to know exactly where to start the list of fucked up shit they do. Convince people with mental disabilities or brain imbalances that drugs are bad, vitamins are the answer and psychiatry is evil? Check. Find a way to take more and m ...

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Cult leader shoots 4 year old because he “might be gay”

What do you get when you take a violent, homophobic young man and combine it with the power of religion? You get two deaths, a slam dunk for the prosecution, and the feeling that all of this could have been prevented if people stopped being such gigantic suckers. The murderer in question, Peter Lucas Moses, had his followers call him Lord, and used fear and isolation to control them. Prosecutors said the ca ...

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Labeling atheism as a thought crime

I found this hilariously offensive letter to the editor from an Irish newspaper, and I just had to include it. It's a complaint regarding a show called "Liveline" that happened to have featured an atheist upset at a law that was passed in 2009 that would fine blasphemers thousands of dollars for "offending" religious rubes (I admit it's a bit old, but it's totally hilarious): Why in the name of God (oops so ...

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Sarah Palin thinks criticism of violent rhetoric is “blood libel”

Sarah Palin: "America's Enduring Strength" from Sarah Palin on Vimeo. I'm sure you're all aware Sarah Palin finally issued a statement regarding the attempted murder of Gabrielle Giffords, a Democratic Congresswoman who was shot a few days ago in the head. Giffords had appeared on Palin's list of "targets" during the 2010 election, and critics have pointed out the violent rhetoric of the right is partially ...

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Shocker: New study finds American adults are dumb

What's got me riled up today? It could be this recent survey by the Pew forum on Religion and Public life found over two thirds of the adult population of the US believes in angels. And when I say angels, I don't mean dudes like Metatron who only show up when a deranged father is about to kill his youngest son. No, I'm talking about the kinds that are all over the place, supposedly protecting people. I gues ...

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Mother starves kids waiting for God to provide for her

Man, am I glad neither of my parents were religious. We were quite poor when I was young, and it wasn't always easy to make ends meet; luckily, unlike this woman, my parents worked hard to provide for me rather than wait around for some invisible friend in the sky to fix their problems. Estelle Walker is facing a total of 40 years in prison for child endangerment. It seems Walker had been staying at a cabin ...

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