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I hacks yur Webs!

I received this comment on one of my posts, and I just had to put it up for you guys to see: I visited your site to challenge you to learn about 'contiguous dimensional worlds' and how they show Christian belief and its command to love to be understandable, logical and evidenced in a technical sense. But your site uses vulgarities and slogans indicative of anger and not of reasonable thinking. ''Techie Worl ...

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God hates your baby

I'm not quite sure what the hell is going on in this preview, but from what I can gather, cheesy special effects and a very unusual Apocalyptic setting means that humans are shooting angels with guns, and demons have super long limbs for some creepy reason. Also, there seems to be some kind of subplot where God is a gigantic asshole. There's no way to tell if this will be awesome or just a gigantic piece of ...

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I know the answer to this question…

I think it's sad when experts in nonsense don't even know their own shit. Hey father, I think I can answer this stupid question: The simple explanation is that everyone was fucking each other, regardless of whether or not they were related. Son fucking mothers, Dads shagging daughters; you get the idea. Of course, if you think that's all very gross, you can feel some kind of relief from the fact that IT'S A ...

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Europe doesn’t care much for religion

I need to find myself a nice European wife. Sure, you might not have big, spacious apartments like mine (for a cool 350 bones a month), but at least your population seems to have their heads screwed on right. According to this poll, almost half of the European population feels that religion is given way too much attention. It ranked the lowest in terms of their personal values, at roughly 7% (with peace and ...

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Will you know people in Heaven, David?

So according to the article he's reading angels are actually the chauffeurs of heaven or something. Man, if I was an angel, I'd be rebelling against Go. I mean, first off He doesn't give them a soul, and then he makes his angels drive a bunch of dead people around for eternity. I would have left with Satan over that kind of bullshit treatment! ...

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Freaky/Fascinating letter

Superfan Kate forwarded me an email she got when attempting to get in contact with the maker of the film "Return of Christ". Rather than a simple "hi, thanks for contacting me", Kate got a long diatribe about this man's own personal world view. What I found most intriguing is how Josiah has justified his beliefs in his mind. Here is the first part of the letter: My Hope is the first thing that distinguishes ...

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How Death Works in Islam

Apparently, when I'm in the grave, two angels are going to hit me in the face with a hammer if I don't answer that I am a Muslim. Then the 90 hell snakes come in, and they will bite me unless I start praying to Allah. This is all very technical. Luckily this guy knows for sure what will happen, because Mohammad told him, and he never told a lie, right? Or was that George Washington? Oh yeah, and apparently ...

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The Good Atheist Podcast: Episode 4

After a 2 week absence, amidst rabid protest of fans and bored people alike, The Good Atheist podcast is back! In this episode, my Host Ryan Harkness and I will discuss the movie "The Secret" in detail (if you are unaware of just what the heck that is, click here to see the video). We'll also talk about how a princess in the Netherlands thinks she can talk to angels. Note: although the podcast was original ...

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Pope Backs Intelligent Design

If you want any solid proof that a Pope is as flawed, ignorant and uneducated as the rest of us, look no further than Benedict XVI. When he isn’t busy making controversial statements about Islam, he likes to take a breather by trying to dismantle Evolution by means of Natural Selection by perpetually pointing at dusty old tomes. His latest blunder comes care of an off collar remark asking: "[h]ow many of ...

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