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This Valentine’s Day, submit to your husbands, ladies!

What better way to show your love than by submitting to your husbands? Rev. Angus MacLeay, a member of the General Synod of the Church of England recently sent out a pamphlet in time for Valentine's Day containing the not-so-subtle message the Bible specifically outlines a need for women to be subservient to their superior male counterparts. MacLeay, who is fighting against all the reforms in his church, is ...

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This is considered hate speech?

I think overly sensitive Christians need to re-examine their definition of hate speech. Political hopeful William J. Kelly is attempting to make a mountain out of a molehill, claiming a sign erected by the Freedom from Religion Foundation in the Illinois Capital Building is hate speech: At the time of the winter solstice, let reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There ...

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Teacher refuses to be fingerprinted, quotes Book of Revelation

I think fingerprinting people is kind of paranoid and ridiculous, but I never thought anyone would be against it on religious grounds. Guess I'm an idiot. Pam McLaurin is an evangelical Christian who takes her Book of Revelation pretty fucking seriously. She thinks by having her fingerprints in a database, she'll be cursed and marked for eternal damnation. She filed a lawsuit against Texas Education Agency ...

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I hacks yur Webs!

I received this comment on one of my posts, and I just had to put it up for you guys to see: I visited your site to challenge you to learn about 'contiguous dimensional worlds' and how they show Christian belief and its command to love to be understandable, logical and evidenced in a technical sense. But your site uses vulgarities and slogans indicative of anger and not of reasonable thinking. ''Techie Worl ...

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God hates your baby

I'm not quite sure what the hell is going on in this preview, but from what I can gather, cheesy special effects and a very unusual Apocalyptic setting means humans are shooting angels with guns, and demons have super long limbs for some creepy reason. Also, there seems to be some kind of subplot where God is a gigantic asshole. There's no way to tell if this will be awesome or just a gigantic piece of stea ...

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I know the answer to this question…

I think it's sad when experts in nonsense don't even know their own shit. Hey father, I think I can answer this stupid question: The simple explanation is everyone was fucking each other, regardless of whether or not they were related. Sons fucking mothers, Dads shagging daughters; you get the idea. Of course, if you think that's all very gross, you can feel some kind of relief from the fact IT'S A BUNCH OF ...

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Europe doesn’t care much for religion

I need to find myself a nice European wife. Sure, you might not have big, spacious apartments like mine (for a cool 350 bones a month), but at least your population seems to have their heads screwed on right. According to this poll, almost half of the European population feels religion is given way too much attention. It ranked the lowest in terms of their personal values, at roughly 7% (with peace and resp ...

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Will you know people in Heaven, David?

So according to the article he's reading angels are actually the chauffeurs of heaven or something. Man, if I was an angel, I'd be rebelling against God. I mean, first off he doesn't give them a soul, and then he makes his angels drive a bunch of dead people around for eternity. I would have left with Satan over that kind of bullshit treatment! ...

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Freaky/Fascinating letter

Superfan Kate forwarded me an email she received when attempting to contact the maker of the film Return of Christ. Rather than a simple "hi, thanks for contacting me", Kate got a long diatribe about this man's own personal world view. What I found most intriguing is how Josiah has mentally justified his beliefs. Here is the first part of the letter: My Hope is the first thing that distinguishes me from thi ...

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How death works in Islam

Apparently, when I'm in the grave, two angels are going to hit me in the face with a hammer if I don't answer I am a Muslim. Then 90 hell snakes come in, and they will bite me unless I start praying to Allah. This is all very technical. Luckily this guy knows for sure what will happen, because Mohammad told him, and he never told a lie, right? Or was that George Washington? Oh yeah, and apparently this guy ...

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