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Scientology wants to fight the Interwebs

Man, I never realized Katie Holmes marrying Tom Cruise would be such a blessing in disguise. While I figured she would eventually break away from the cult, I never realized it was going to turn into a Lifetime movie version of Not Without My Daughter. Tom's carefully crafted public image is crumbling under increased media pressure, curious about Scientology and increasingly unafraid of the consequences of c ...

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Free Bonus Show on Scientology

As promised, our special Bonus Episode on Scientology is free for members of the site. If you aren't yet one, just click on the members button or follow this link and sign up for free. Freebie members get this episode for zilch. Consider it our way of enticing you to eventually become patrons. ...

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Exposing Scientology

Panorama continues its quest to find the secrets of Scientology. I was fascinated the first time they took a stab at it, and it looks like this one is even more entertaining and informative, especially since they have a real insider telling them what the "real deal" is. If you've got an hour to kill, DO NOT MISS THIS! ...

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More proof Scientology is fucked up

The more you find out about the inner workings of this scary bullshit cult, the more you start to wonder how insane L.Ron Hubbard must have been. The part where one woman says the kids under her care were terrified of sunlight... what the fuck is wrong with people? Excuse me while I go drink myself into a coma. ...

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Scientology is creepy

So apparently Scientology is trying to secretly raise money to begin their "Crusade" (their choice of words, not mine) to build a ton of their creepy "Orgs" around the country. They made a video, and it was recently leaked (man, do I love the Internet), so now you get to have a first hand look into their weird and distorted picture of the world. These delusional idiots really believe that the world needs to ...

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France gives Scientology the finger

It's a good day, people. This morning I was flooded with emails and links concerning a French court that found 6 members of the Church of Scientology guilt of fraud. Each member on trial was fined 400,000 euros and  sentenced to no less than two years in prison. I'm actually pretty surprised they're sending these guys to jail while still allowing the Church to continue its operation in the country with impu ...

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Scientology is for you!

I love mashups like this. It's time to make fun of scientology, and what better way than by acting batshit insane? Best line in this whole thing: "It teaches you why your heart is an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins". Bam, In your face, Xenu! (props to Kate for the find) ...

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Scientology lays the smack down on members

According to four former high ranking church members, their leader David Miscavige is a violent bully who randomly and viciously attacks members of his own organization. They claim that on dozens of occasions they witnessed him attacking someone for 'violations' ranging from looking at him funny, to not answering questions fast enough. Miscaviage's huge legal team denies these allegations. Personally, if th ...

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Blow your mind with Scientology

You know what I love about Dianetics? The fact that the cover is an exploding volcano. I take it to imply that they will blow your mind. Just look at the woman talking about relationships; obviously she suffered severe head trauma at one time or another. How else can you explain that she got relationship advice from a science fiction writer? ...

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