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Spiritual mathematics

You have to love guys like Jerry Falwell and the twisted way they persuade people to give them money. Here he is giving people what is perhaps the worst financial advice I've ever heard: if you don't have a lot of money, it's because you aren't giving enough of it to your church. I guess God is for sale, and in Jerry's case, business was always booming. It's no secret this guy was rich.  How can you not be ...

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The joy of swearing

I know many have often accusd me of being inappropriate or rude with my swearing. I will admit that in me it's at pandemic levels, but I confess I think it's very much part of my charm. I say what I want, and to hell what anyone thinks about it. I may not always be right, but at least you'll know I'm being honest. (Nice find Jeff) ...

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Helen Ukpabio is a monster

I've written many times on the issue of child witches in Africa. Every year, thousands of kids are abandoned, beaten or killed because their parents or family members suspect them of being witches. This problem is exacerbated by the fact that in Nigeria alone, over 930,000 children are orphaned by HIV/AIDS, and often their remaining family members believe these children were responsible for their parents' d ...

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These people are insane

Apparently, I must be crazy for not believing I can be possessed by a spirit that occasionally makes you act like a 5th grade drama student. For more information on how to be this "sane", please consult your local church. (props to Jordan for the find) ...

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You die because you sin!

Alright, it's time for Ray Comfort to explain the mysteries of life to you. Here he is explaining to people why you cannot go to heaven based on your own goodness, since all human beings are inherently evil. Like the rest of his evangelical ilk, he believes the only way to 'secure' your place in magic land is by believing in Jesus, who had to be tortured and killed as blood atonement for the curse God (who ...

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Reports of clerical abuse keep pouring in

One of my favorite movie moments from childhood is the scene from Rocky 4 where Rocky Balboa keeps getting repeatedly punched in the face by Ivan Drago (perhaps Doulph Lundgren's greatest role), until finally, exhausted from punching, Drago is defeated. Rocky 4 was a true 80s cheese movie, complete with endless montages, pointless moralizing about steroid use, and of course, America winning the day. Despite ...

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The Earth is 6000 years old, older than any environmental law!

I think the greatest tragedy in the US is how ignorant people are of science. Here, this Arizona State senator wants uranium to be mined and thus exploited for the purpose of generating power. Nuclear power plants are incredibly sophisticated, and while I agree nuclear energy is one of the ways to help humans lower their dependance on oil and other natural gases for fuel, it certainly isn't a permanent solu ...

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Muslim extremist jailed for arson

You might remember a few months ago, I wrote a story about the book, The Jewel of Medina, and the subsequent firebombing of her publisher's home by Muslim extremists. It seems now the case has gone to trial, with Ali Beheshti (pictured above holding a gun) and his two accomplices sentenced to four and a half years behind bars. The judge issued this statement, which I strongly agree with: "If you choose to l ...

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Pedophile priest blames Holy Spirit for abuse

You know what's sad? I'm not shocked or surprised by terrible stories of priests molesting children. It's so rampant there are weeks when I simply refuse to post these depressing stories simply because there isn't much left to say about it. It's a profession that seems to invite pedophiles, not only because of the unprecedented access to children, but also because of the ability to 'spiritually' bully them ...

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Phil Kidd is a gentleman

Have you ever awakened in a cold sweat, terrified a woman's business suit was the tool of Satan, and society would invariably fall into chaos if we didn't put our women in line? If you have, then you needn't worry; you aren't the only sexist in the world. In fact, you're part of a special club of 'gentleman' that includes this man, Dr. Phil Kidd. He's an evangelical minister with a prescription for salvatio ...

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