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Iran wants to jail women who tan themselves

It's not enough to have women dressed in suffocating black shower curtains, or to have them be submissive, silent and obedient towards men. Now, the Iranian government wants to enforce a stricter dress code, and has threatened to arrest any women who tan their bodies or try and make themselves look more attractive. The government has been trying to scare its population into thinking the very fabric of their ...

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Doing my part to support Boobquake

Alright ladies, as some of you might be aware, your supple and curvy bodies are potentially responsible for earthquakes and other natural disasters (that's according to this Muslim Cleric). In the spirit of causing more havoc, Blag-Hag invites the fairer sex to partake in what she calls "BookQuake": On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a ...

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South Park creators threatened over depiction of Mohammed

There are few certainties in life, but you can always count on: 1) death is inevitable, 2) you will always have to pay taxes, and 3) Muslims will always flip the fuck out if you depict their prophet, no matter how innocent it is. Case in point: Matt Stone and Trey Parker are again the subject of controversy for their 200th episode, which featured Mohammed in a Bear suit to hide his identity. As you might ha ...

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Child bride dies of internal bleeding

I'm officially ready to throw up all over the place after reading this story; a 12 year old Yemeni girl recently died of internal injury after her "husband" (a man more than twice her age) decided to consummate their recent marriage. Kids being married to much older men is a pretty serious problem in the country, and the government has been slow to change the legal age of consent due to religious conservati ...

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Saudi Arabia condemns TV host to death for “sorcery”

If you've ever spent time reading tarot cards, playing with a Ouija board, or working for a psychic hotline, I suggest you avoid Saudi Arabia as a travel destination. Recently, Amnesty International has been trying to pressure the government to release a man by the name of Ali Hussain Sibat, who was sentenced to death in November 2009 for the supposed crime of "sorcery". Sibat had a show on a Beirut satelli ...

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Lancaster mayor claims city is “growing a Christian community”

Seems like every politician these days has forgotten about the First Amendment, since they can't stop trying to shove their religion down everyone's throats. The latest clueless jackass is Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, in Southern California, who said during his annual State of the City address that the city was growing a Christian community. I need [Lancaster residents] standing up and saying we're a C ...

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American rifle sights: now with 100% more Bible code!

ABC News recently broke a pretty big story about Trijion, a company that makes optical sights for firearms, and how they've been sneaking secret Bible coded references on their gun sights. One of them is II Corinthians 4:6 (abbreviated as 2COR4:6) "For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus ...

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Sam Harris spanks Karen Armstrong

Religious apologists have a powerful ally in Karen Armstrong. If you recall some of the articles I've written about her, Karen is the founder of Charter for Compassion, a rather naive attempt to create a dialog between people of various faiths. The principle of compassion lies at the heart of all religious, ethical and spiritual traditions, calling us always to treat all others as we wish to be treated ours ...

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Cartoonist attacked by Muslim fundamentalist

You can't start the New Year without a religious nutjob trying to murder someone they perceive as a threat to their way of life. Remember back in 2005 when the Muslim world was freaking out about a bunch of stupid cartoons depicting Muhammad as a terrorist? Turns out Kurt Westergaard, arguably the most high profile cartoonist involved, was attacked in his home yesterday by a radical Somali Muslim. Kurt is t ...

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Somali man stoned to death for adultry

I've written a few articles in the past about how fucked up Somalia is, including how Sharia Law is quickly becoming the order of the day. The latest disgusting act of cruelty was the recent stoning of Mohamed Abukar Ibrahim for the crime of adultery. He was buried up to his torso, and the local residents of Afgoye, a small village 20 miles from Mogadishu, were forced to watch as members of the radical grou ...

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