Well, I'm kicking Bible Stories into high gear this month now that I have all my podcasting ducks in a row. Right now I'm picking the artists I want to imitate, and every time I finish another one, I'll be posting it up for everyone to see. I'm also asking members who paid the 250+ to start sending me their pictures. Preferably, ones with a few different angles so I can get a real good impression of what yo ...

My friends and loved ones will testify to my undying love of Dr. Pepper. I like the taste, I like the logo, and for a while, I even had a Dr. Pepper background on my x-box. You could say I was a little obsessed with the drink, to say the least. Now I'm officially in love, considering the fact that the company's new ad - featuring a monkey evolving into a man after having found a can of Dr. Pepper - has upse ...

There's a part of me (a small one, I assure you) that admires the conviction of creationists. They, at least, are honest about the fact that the science of evolution is a pretty huge slap in the face to the notion of a creator God. Not only does it completely invalidate their silly mythology, it also clearly indicates that human beings are a product of descent with modification, and not some special creatio ...

"According to our Forefathers, God is the platform" Yeah, so much so that they wrote an amendment specifically mentioning the fact that the government was not in the business of endorsing any religion, or forcing someone to pass a religious test to enter office. It was also the first fucking thing they wrote, but I'm sure a failed TV actor has a much better understanding of how they felt than historians, or ...

Can you imagine hiring these lamers for your kid's birthday party? I'm not sure they realize this, but tantalizing kids with the prospect of puppies, ice cream or sports memorabilia, only to show them an empty box that turns into a cross is the mother of all lame finales. "Look kids, the greatest gift God has ever given us is invisible!". (via Christian Nightmares) ...

It doesn't matter how loud you scream in your opposition to religion being intertwined with politics. The decision has already been made. For those of you who thought perhaps the Democratic party had finally woken up to the idea that us 'nones' are an important enough minority that our desire to have a true separation of church and state would influence their policy. We were tantalized with the possibility ...

Don't you love it when Christians make creepy videos telling you the 'good news' that you're a sinning piece of filth who doesn't even deserve God's awesome love? Here's a Walmart greeter to tell you that you don't have to spend forever in torment if you just accept that a 2000 year old Palestinian Jew of questionable historical merit was the creator of the cosmos. Oh, the catch is, if you don't, you'll bur ...

This week, Ryan joins me as we tackle the problem of Orthodox Jews giving herpes to poor little babies, and a scumbag Imam tries to frame a disabled Christian girl for blasphemy in Pakistan. SHOW NOTES Topics New York Rabbis to defy circumcision law, Pakistan Imam accused of planting burnt Qur’an as evidence to prosecute disabled girl Introduction: 2 day vacation in Banff, Alberta and why I understand why p ...

"You got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a God if there wasn't one. Poor thing. Who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can't even cum. What do you say when you cum, atheist? Oh.. Oh.. Nothing. That's right, 'cause that's what you believe in." Only the slavish mind of an ignoramus could fail to grasp the idea that his Bronze-Age god has no appeal to someone who actually bothered to ...

Jake: Today I have a very special guest, someone who is going to join me to talk about the problem of child witches in Africa as well as the conflation of religion and superstition in that region. I wanted to ask someone who has had their feet on the ground here, because, you know, I am an isolated blogger and I want to make sure that I am not just saying false information and with this in mind, I invited L ...