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Question everything, except your belief in God, of course!

Remember that hilarious "15 questions Evolutionists can't answer" pamphlet? The people behind this mongrel document have decided to expand their effort and launched a campaign called "question evolution". Their goal is simple: to make children question one of the best theories in all of science because it conflicts with their limited world view. The video tries to make people believe that this campaign is r ...

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Ask God

Due to popular demand, God has been invited as a special guest for our next Bonus Show. Yes, the Creator of the Universe took time off his busy schedule to answer your pitiful, unworthy questions, so try and make them count! The Bonus Show will be a freebie, so that means even if you don't have any money, you can still tune in if you sign up. ...

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God is a 12 year old boy with Aspergers

Now there's a theory that finally makes some sense. I mean, it would certainly explain the weird and terrifyingly confusing shit that happens in the Bible. How else can you explain a God that would demand that you cook your bread using your own feces. That sounds like something a person seriously lacking in social skills would say. Ezekiel 4:12 "And you shall eat it [as] barley cakes; and bake it using fuel ...

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God Said

From the songwriter's own words: I wrote a song called GOD SAID after watching Pat Robertson declare that the earthquake in Haiti was because of a curse from God. After hearing A man named Rev Wiley say that he was praying for President Obama's death during the election (the prayer didn't work BTW). After hearing people fiddle around with the idea of a curse on Japan after their recent disaster. After heari ...

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Debate: Does God not Exist?

This is for the hardcores who don't mind listening to a 3 hour debate between two Muslim scholars and two atheists (I admit to listening to it in segments). Among the nonbelievers is Richard Carrier, whom I'm still trying to get on the podcast. He's been at this atheism thing for a while now, and tragically too few of you guys are aware of him. Skip past the 2 minute intro song. It's completely unbearable. ...

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Lame BC bus drivers refuse to operate “No God” buses

It's not just America that's populated with religious nutjobs who take offense at the slightest mention that maybe this whole God business is simply a load of horse shit. In British Columbia, not generally known for it's religious kooks (with the exception of Bountiful BC), a number of bus drivers are refusing to operate buses that sport the CFI's "No God" campaign. The ads came courtesy of the Centre for I ...

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Moron thinks atheists would believe in God given enough “stress”

Have you ever felt as though everyone who isn't a non-believer has absolutely no idea what it means to be an atheist? It seems like every other day some idiot starts pretending to know how we think, or why we've rejected the fanciful notions of madmen. The latest "guy who thinks he knows what the fuck he's talking about" is Raj Raghunathan, who argues (in his pathetic article entitled "When the going gets t ...

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20 year old bigot thinks he speaks for God

Don't you just love how Christians, convinced they are humble and meek, claim to speak for God? Even if such an entity did exist, why does this 20 year old dummy think he's qualified to speak on "his" behalf? How is that not the height of arrogance? "God makes Kings, and the rules by which they govern". Hey kid, we actually rejected the notion of kings for the stifling, freedom killing bastards they were. O ...

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Congress wants to add “In God we Trust” in Public Schools

With no more problems plaguing America, politicians have decided that making the motto "In God We Trust" emblazoned in every public school is the best use of their time. Forget about trying to stem the tide of ignorance and the degradation of their educational system: everything will be fixed once we please this creator God by telling him we trust him. The agenda for the House of Representatives contains a ...

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