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Is this the best Christian Apologists can do?

It ain't easy being a Christian: sure, they might be the majority (for now), but every other day the faith is challenged by objective reality. While many Christians will scoff at the idea that their religion is in trouble, the truth is that countries like Canada, Sweden, and Australia are quickly shedding their religious coat in favor of a broader "spirituality" that doesn't have to deal with the many incon ...

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Conservapedia thinks I’m a sinner

I'm truly honored today. Conservapedia, apparently aware that I was poking fun at their ridiculous "Question Evolution!" campaign, decided to inform me that my objection to their fantasy has something to do with the excessive amount of "sinning" going on at my house. I guess all of those orgies finally caught up with me, huh? To celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm going to go snort cocaine off a prostitu ...

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This guy is hilarious

Every once in a while an old article will spring back to life whenever a religious weirdo randomly lands on a page that sends him or her into a wild, nonsensical tirade that gives you but a glimpse into their "unique" minds. Take some choice passages from "Johnathan" who wants to make sure we don't burn in hell: Perhaps you should put a nail down, and watch it miraculously spring to life and start “evolving ...

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Evangelicals starting to question Adam and Eve

About 40% of adults in America believe that Adam and Eve existed. This means that almost half of your population is functionally retarded. And you wonder why your economy is tanking... In an effort not to ignore scientific truth forever, some evangelicals are starting to question the existence of Adam and Eve in order to finally catch up to the rest of us who have embraced the methodology of science. They n ...

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Francis Collins thinks atheists improperly use science

I've never understood scientists who are also believers. Sure, you can argue that science is a way of understanding the natural world, and that God (by their own definition, of course) exists outside of these laws. This is the idea that both science and faith can co-exist peacefully. You may have heard of the term NOMA (non-overlapping magisteria), first coined by Stephen J. Gould. It's the rather incorrect ...

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Question everything, except your belief in God, of course!

Remember that hilarious "15 questions Evolutionists can't answer" pamphlet? The people behind this mongrel document have decided to expand their effort and launched a campaign called "question evolution". Their goal is simple: to make children question one of the best theories in all of science because it conflicts with their limited world view. The video tries to make people believe that this campaign is r ...

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Idaho creationists want their own monument to ignorance

Hey Idaho, were you feeling left out of this whole evolution-creation "debate"? Are you tired of scientists telling you that the earth is 4.5 billion years old instead of only 6000? Well, then you should donate every spare dollar you have to the Northwest Science Museum. Although they have yet to even raise enough money for their pathetic displays, it certainly hasn't affected their enthusiasm for this proj ...

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Ben Stein is an idiot

Wow, he's right: Evolution doesn't explain how gravity works, and it certainly doesn't explain the second law of thermodynamics. Did you also know Newton's First Law (the velocity of a body is constant unless another force acts against it) doesn't explain why Ben Stein thinks he understands what the fuck he's talking about? It must mean the Theory has no real value. It's much more logical to assume that God ...

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Conservapedia tries to call out Penn Jillette

This is just plain weird: convinced of the superiority of their "argument" (mainly that their super-dad made everything so a few white people can enjoy it), they've decided to specifically target Penn Jillette to a debate on evolution. Firstly, they want him to answer their "15 questions evolutionists can't answer", a grab-bag collection of old creationist canards they think has merit. I'll summarize them h ...

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Miss USA parody

What happens when you substitute the word "evolution" with "gravity" on the embarrassment that was the Miss USA "Let's Ask These Bimbos if they think proper science should be taught in school" video? You get something funny enough to make you shart a little...Enjoy the weekend! NOTE: Miss Washington is still awesome. I love facts too, baby! ...

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