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Ray Comfort is hilarious

Someone on r/atheism found this Ray Comfort flyer entitled Scientific Facts in the Bible: 100 Reasons to believe the Bible is Supernatural in Origin. The ironic title demonstrates the true stupidity at work here. Check out these awesome excerpts: Try to think of any explosion that has produced order. Does a terrorist bomb create harmony? Big bangs cause chaos. How could a big bang produce a rose, apple tree ...

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Nice going, New Zealand!

Well, finally a bit of good news this week. It seems as though a New Zealand Primary school is no longer offering Bible studies, as no one is actually interested in reading the damn thing. Hey, I speak from experience here: I am, after all, writing a book on the Bible, and trust me when I say it's often a big snooze fest. It's certainly not the kind of material I would recommend to kids (how can you even te ...

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TGA Podcast: Episode 173

This week, we talk about the success of the Kickstarter campaign so far, and what that means for the future of TGA. We also discuss Katie Holmes and her split from Scientology, and how the 'VatiLeaks' scandal is helping erode the power of the Vatican. Come and get your fix, people! ...

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Who was Cain’s Wife?

Although he's one of the most infamous characters in fiction, Cain is still a relatively obscure figure. The Bible seems to make him out as a whiner, jealous and petty, so unworthy of any love that he's blamed for making crops so damn hard to grow. Once he's given the infamous "mark" for having committed the first murder, he's told that he will become a nomad, and like any bad-boy, he does exactly the oppos ...

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Is this the best Christian Apologists can do?

It ain't easy being a Christian: sure, they might be the majority (for now), but every other day the faith is challenged by objective reality. While many Christians will scoff at the idea that their religion is in trouble, the truth is that countries like Canada, Sweden, and Australia are quickly shedding their religious coat in favor of a broader "spirituality" that doesn't have to deal with the many incon ...

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This Christian video is terrible

Here's a Christian video trying to pretend that they understand anything about rock and roll gods. It feels so real that you could swear it was taken right from "Behind the Music". Somehow I never seem to get tired of Jesus-Junk. My favorite part of the video is when the blond haired guy asks God-boy: "How do you know the book is true?" and he's given the non-answer of: "My book is the Bible. Ever since I s ...

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Idaho creationists want their own monument to ignorance

Hey Idaho, were you feeling left out of this whole evolution-creation "debate"? Are you tired of scientists telling you that the earth is 4.5 billion years old instead of only 6000? Well, then you should donate every spare dollar you have to the Northwest Science Museum. Although they have yet to even raise enough money for their pathetic displays, it certainly hasn't affected their enthusiasm for this proj ...

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Kiwi youths uninformed about Easter

How did your Zombie Jesus Weekend turn out? Personally I stuffed myself with food and partied way too hard, but it's pretty much the only way most people I know tend to celebrate. In fact, it looks like most of New Zealand has no fucking clue what the holiday is actually about. According to a super unscientific survey they did, kids are generally ignorant as to the history and purpose of Easter. It's hilari ...

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Conservative Christians are hypocrites

When it comes to the right to practice their religion the way they see fit - which includes complaining whenever they aren't allowed to openly discriminate against gays - Conservative Christians take that shit pretty seriously. Unfortunately, they're also a bunch of annoying hypocrites who think every other religion is dangerous idolatry, even when it's a bunch of innocent people dressing up like characters ...

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Kenyan man sacrifices own son for God

Probably one of the scariest and most disturbing stories in the Bible (yeah, I know it's hard to find one which isn't fucked up) is of Abraham and Isaac. Commanded by God to kill his son, Abraham ties up the boy and is about to plunge his dagger in his chest when he is stopped at the last minute by Metatron (that's a real angel name) and instead sacrifices an innocent animal in his stead. It's some dark shi ...

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