We are back! Yes, "The Good Atheist" has been resurrected, and what better way to celebrate than by talking about the new Cosmos series, hosted by Neil deGrasse Tyson. Also on the show, Ray Comfort decides to call out Neil and suggest that the Bible is actually scientific. Finally, we announce the launch date for the book. Can you really handle all this excitement? ...

I know what you're thinking: this is some kind of hilarious Onion article. Well, it isn't. This actually happened. A company in Ferndale, Washington is recalling 56 of its products after FDA tests found traces of penicillin in it: “FDA has determined that these products have the potential to contain penicillin or derivatives of penicillin, which may be produced during the fermentation process,” the agency s ...

By now, I'm sure you've all heard about this movie: God's Not Dead. It's the story of a bunch of Christians getting suckered out of their money, saving God from a bunch of super meany atheists. Like most of the cheesy crap they throw on film, this particular Christian movie is like a giant cameo of failed careers. Kevin Sorbo plays a hateful atheist teacher who rejects God when his mother dies of cancer whe ...

I've always wondered what the proper way to beat your rebellious wife was. Luckily, the folks over at Lebanon Broadcasting Company have me covered: finally, a show that gives you all the valuable wife-beating you've been looking for. Here are a few pointers when you're trying to keep her in line: 1) No beating the face. You wouldn't want to make her ugly just because she burned the toast, now would you? 2) ...

It's time to sit back, put on your dirty pair of slippers, and listen carefully as 'renowned scientist' Dr. Ray Comfort carefully explains why the new "Cosmos" is wrong, and why the Bible is scien-terrific. I know most of you won't make it past the first few minutes, and seeing as though everyone on the show is a failed comedian, I dug into it to extract the juicy little nuggets for ya: “You know, the word ...

I've been a busy boy. After 'retiring' from the atheism scene (yeah, like it's that fucking easy, genius), I set off to try a variety of projects that I felt could potentially pay the bills. When you're an entertainer, you try to cast a bit of a wide net; there's no way to know which project will take off, so it's best to have a few things going on. One of those projects was originally for the Richard Dawki ...

Do you know what I hate? Catching myself talking smack just for the sake of hearing my own voice. When you're firing a ton of vitriolic guns, there can be a few casualties along the way; modesty and thoughtfulness come to mind. As you might imagine, I was less than pleased with myself when I read this snarky post I did back in 2012 concerning science's new Golden Boy, Neil deGrasse Tyson. I may have been a ...

Who doesn't love a good mystery? People have built careers on creating elaborate mysteries that, once solved, always sound a little contrived. So, who wants to miss out on that shit? Not me, man. So, in the spirit of mystery novels everywhere, let me present to you the first clue in the "Bible Stories" code. You see, like any wanna-be artist, I occasionally sign my work. The difference with me is that I ten ...

I'd like to begin this article with an apology. Over the past year, I've done a terrible job communicating with my fanbase. I think the reason is that I've been so absorbed by the book and all my other projects that it's been impossible to actually figure out how to properly get in touch with everyone. To make matters worse, I've been sending out fragmented content, distributed over formats most of you migh ...

So, a number of you might be wondering "Is Jacob still alive?", or "what the hell is this guy doing with his time?". Well, I've been a busy boy; not only have I been busting my ass trying to get the book finished, but I also too the month of Feb to write, film and star in a web series called "Bellhop". Be sure to share it with as many people as you can! ...