So, all you need to balance an economy is to follow scripture and the Invisible Male Patriarch will graciously deliver us from a depression. I think her 40 day fast is just too short. Why not fast for a few months? The Lord will especially be pleased if you don’t drink any water or consume any food at all. He’ll rain Mana down from heaven for you to feast on. Put all of your trust in him, and I’m sure you won’t slowly starve to death!

…to hate other religions.

Efforts to construct mosques to accommodate growing Muslim populations have sparked intense opposition. A commentary appearing in the New York Post last month attacked plans to construct mosques in the state of New York:

“…There’s no denying the elephant in the room. Neither is there any rejoicing over the mosques proposed for Sheepshead Bay, Staten Island and Ground Zero because where there are mosques, there are Muslims, and where there are Muslims, there are problems.”

It continued: “Before New York becomes New Yorkistan, it is worth noting that the capital of Great Britain was London until it became known as ‘Londonstan,’ degenerated by a Muslim community predominantly from South Asia and Africa, whose first generation of ‘British Asians’ has made the United Kingdom into a launching pad for terrorists.”

This is just painful…

Have you ever looked up at the sky,
noticed all those glowing lights and wondered why?
Well friend, ponder no more,
Spaceology has the answers you’ve been looking for!

[end terrible poem]

You can always count on religious scumbags to exploit the poor and sick, especially in countries like Kenya where an estimated 2 million people have AIDS. Yeah, you heard right: 2 fucking million people are slowly dying as their bodies are incapable of fighting of even the simplest infections. And with all those desperate family members who love them, it’s doubtful there isn’t a Kenyan out there that wouldn’t give anything for even the chance to heal their loved ones.

If you don’t like the violent rhetoric of modern day Christian, then you don’t know the Bible, baby! He hasn’t called you to debate. If this guy had his way, everyone would be equipped with breastplates and swords, fighting the unbelievers. If the Bible had been written today, would that be replaced with bulletproof vest and holy grenades? Hey, thanks for being uncompromisingly insane, Rod Parsley. You remind us all of the violent nature of religion.

If there are two things that will never change about Christians it’s this: 1) they will continue to be generally ignorant about history (like thinking that the pledge was something the Founding Fathers invented, or forgetting that “under God” was put there in the 50’s), and 2) no matter how inoffensive your godless billboard is, they will always be offended that some people out there don’t believe in their crazy bullshit.

Are you seriously going on camera, with that scarf, and think we’re going to be fooled into thinking that you’ve successfully “turned straight”? The way I see it, you can either learn to deal with your love for pole and recognize that the Bible is just a bunch of nonsensical fairy tales, or you can continue to be miserable and feel like a sinful piece of shit for the rest of your life. Which one sounds the most fun, honestly?

(thanks to UR and CN for the find)

Is it a crime to love someone? It is when you’re a Hindu and the person you fall for is from a different “class” as you. As much as I hate most religions, I have a special disgust for Hinduism, which dictates from birth the future of individuals based on the confining doctrine of karma and social caste. They are crazy enough about that shit to try and murder a couple who only want to live their lives together. Childhood sweethearts for fuck sakes! You don’t get sweeter than that.

It’s nice to see how people make up their own mind about the lack of any evidence of revealed religions. It doesn’t take a genius to reject God: it just takes common sense and intellectual integrity!

Oh Scientology, you’re so backwards. Don’t you know religions are supposed to stop abortions, not force them on people? But seriously, watch this video. It’s fucked up. Or if you’re at work or something, here’s the written version.

A quick video detailing how evil lesbians spread their ways. But what everyone in Africa really wants to know … do they eat da poo poo?

Fans of the site will know that I absolutely abhor the pathetic and anemic argument that is “Pascal’s Wager”. Here Hitchens compares it to a pathetic used car salesman trying to get you to buy his junker. Who wants a God who can so easily be fooled by the gambler?

Hey guys, Jeff and I just finished putting the finishing touches on the first Episode of our new side project, A Winner is Me. and it’s up now! If you love video games like we do and you’ve ever spent an evening shit-talking to your friends while playing together, this show is for you. Remember to sign up to our youtube channel while we work on developing a kick ass website for it in the near future. Enjoy!