Bible Stories campaign comes to an end

We did it folks...again! After the Kickstarter disaster, and the subsequent reboot on Indiegogo, I'm pleased to announce we reached our original pledge of over 18k in less than 20 days. All told, I've been campaigning my ass off for about 50 straight days now, and I'm glad I can finally take a little break from begging strangers for money. This also means I don't have to spam anyone again for at least anoth ...

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Pope’s butler faces jail time for leaked memos

OK, so remember how the US finally jailed their first priest for covering up sexual abuse? We all felt as though this was a positive sign of things to come, didn't we? Well, as great as that felt, it seems as though justice is slow in coming to the Vatican. Jailing the Pope's butler for leaking damning memos demonstrating the extent of corruption is a bigger priority for these fuckers. Pope Benedict XVI's b ...

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Papacy finally OKs condom use

It was only a matter of time before the millions of African men, women, and children slowly dying of AIDS would shame the Catholic Church into changing its stance on condom use. In a new book set to be released, based on conversations with the Pope, Benedict said in some cases, using a piece of rubber on your dick would not make God angry. When he was asked if his church was against condom use, he said: “It ...

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Shut up, you big meany faces!

Here's another "hey, atheists are being mean and should stop" article from someone clearly annoyed that people on Reddit have less than kind things to say about religion. If you want to find out why I call these guys Reddit Atheists, take a brief dip into the atheism subreddit. It is a place entirely defined by bitter, faux-enlightened young people sharing “thought-provoking” images about the horrific evils ...

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An open letter to Sam Harris

Perhaps I'm not the best person to offer advice on how to deal with trolls. My site gets relatively light traffic, and the people who visit tend to be way too polite, nice, or otherwise supportive. My lack of popularity in a sense has shielded me from the kind of criticism you're reglarly subjected to. Still, I feel I understand why your positions have been so villified, and why you often find yourself outs ...

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Where was God at the Aurora shooting?

There's a predictable pattern to the way religious people deal with tragedy. Undoubtedly, this kind of horrific thing makes them question the dogma they've been spoon fed their entire life - that an omnipotent being cares for their well being, especially when it seems so senseless; the evils of the world throw this 'loving god' thing back in their face, and they don't like it. Then come the rationalizations ...

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Kickstarter campaign cancelled, moved to Indiegogo

I think Plato said it best: "Be kind to everyone you meet, for they are fighting a hard battle". My 'hard battle' was having to shut down the Kickstarter campaign 24 hours before we were set to receive almost 20k in support monies. The reason this had to be done is best explained by my American partner, Lena: My name's Lena, I was Jacob's American partner on this campaign. I want to personally apologize to ...

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Last 2 days to get “Bible Stories” pre-order

It's almost over folks, and we're almost at 20k. That's over 200% of our goal, proving the excitement for Bible Stories is through the roof! If you're one of the few who promised to purchase a copy but hasn't done so already, head on over to the Kickstarter page and take advantage of the chance to get your face illustrated in the book. The first person to break us past the 20k mark will have their subscript ...

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This is what a Creationist ‘argument’ looks like

There's a part of me (a rather small and insignificant part) who admires the time and effort creationists employ trying to refute evolution. Think of how much time and effort these morons put into trying to prove that their invisible friend is in fact responsible for all the diversity of life on Earth. It's an ambitious goal to say the least, but do you know what makes it easier? Inventing shit! If Evolutio ...

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Kickstarter Campaign Final Week

Well, it's the final 7 days to pre-order a copy of Bible Stories, and for those of you interested in some of the 'deluxe' packages (the ones that net your illustrated face in the book), you'd better act fast: There's only 10 spots left of 20! You don't want to miss out simply because you enjoy buying things at the last minute. Remember, Kickstarter doesn't actually charge you until after the project is fund ...

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