Fundy mother kills infant by stuffing Bible verses in her mouth

And the mother of the year award goes to... Christian fundamentalist Julia Lovemore, 41, killed daughter Faith by stuffing her mouth with paper then dousing her in white spirit and jumping up and down on her body. She also poured wine all over her young daughter as well, before her husband finally showed up at the hospital with her dead baby in hand. So, were there any signs that she was going to do somethi ...

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Rob Schneider is a dangerous moron

Have you ever stopped and considered just how stupid we are as a species sometimes? If we aren't relentlessly polluting our own inescapable environment, we're putting our lives at risk by failing to take antibiotics properly, or not bothering to vaccinate our children out of some stupid notion that this life saving invention causes completely unrelated disorders. Part of the reason we're as dumb as we are i ...

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Islam’s outrage industry causes more destruction

With the glory days of Islamic enlightenment a long and distant memory, the only thing it seems this religion can muster is violent outrage these days. If it isn't a piece of shit Imam claiming that all freethinkers should be prosecuted and jailed, it's a bunch of religious thugs stirring up violence in order to remove any rivals. In Bangladesh, a country of some roughly 140 million Muslims, the outrage cau ...

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“Jesus Rifles” still in circulation

Back in 2010, the American Army got busted for having rifle sites with Bible verses engraved on the side. The company responsible, Trijicon, got in enough shit that they promised to not only remove the offending verses, but also replace the scopes to avoid the appearance that the Army was some kind of invading Christian aggressor. Well, it's been over 2 years, and these fucking things are still in circulati ...

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Site News!

Ok, As I've mentioned on the shows this month, TGA is growing up a little, and that means we're switching up things so they run more smoothly. First, as many of you may know, the $20 option is no longer available starting October 1st. That's because this option will be replaced with The Essentials DVD, which I'm currently slaving over in order to complete it before Christmas. Regular members will be upgrade ...

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Churches double down on political involvement

As election day approaches, religious institutions are taking advantage of the uncertainty and religious resurgence to attempt to undo a law prohibiting them from participating in the political process. Now, we all know the IRS is a toothless organization when it comes to this issue: only once have they ever bothered to enforce this law, despite blatant violations (such as when the Mormon Church spent 30 mi ...

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Did this mythological character really have a wife?

I dislike religious historians. I can't for the life of me fathom how any of these men and women can take their profession seriously when they have so much invested in their beliefs. Who among them is willing to question the historicity of their own God? Even if they are, can we trust the blinders of faith won't simply make it impossible for them to be objective? For an example of what I'm talking about, ta ...

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Evolution is a lie because dogs have never been on the moon.

Truly there is no greater comedic bastion than Facebook. It's the only place you can find such a high concentration of crazy outside of the Phelps compound. The combination of free expression and ignorance is a constant reminder that as a species, we still have a long way to go. Every once in a while, someone crafts an argument so brilliant, you just have to stand back in awe at the inspired mind that came ...

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Start sending me your faces, people

Well, I'm kicking Bible Stories into high gear this month now that I have all my podcasting ducks in a row. Right now I'm picking the artists I want to imitate, and every time I finish another one, I'll be posting it up for everyone to see. I'm also asking members who paid the 250+ to start sending me their pictures. Preferably, ones with a few different angles so I can get a real good impression of what yo ...

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Dr. Pepper ad upsets dumb people

My friends and loved ones will testify to my undying love of Dr. Pepper. I like the taste, I like the logo, and for a while, I even had a Dr. Pepper background on my x-box. You could say I was a little obsessed with the drink, to say the least. Now I'm officially in love, considering the fact that the company's new ad - featuring a monkey evolving into a man after having found a can of Dr. Pepper - has upse ...

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