Churches double down on political involvement

As election day approaches, religious institutions are taking advantage of the uncertainty and religious resurgence to attempt to undo a law prohibiting them from participating in the political process. Now, we all know the IRS is a toothless organization when it comes to this issue: only once have they ever bothered to enforce this law, despite blatant violations (such as when the Mormon Church spent 30 mi ...

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Did this mythological character really have a wife?

I dislike religious historians. I can't for the life of me fathom how any of these men and women can take their profession seriously when they have so much invested in their beliefs. Who among them is willing to question the historicity of their own God? Even if they are, can we trust the blinders of faith won't simply make it impossible for them to be objective? For an example of what I'm talking about, ta ...

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Evolution is a lie because dogs have never been on the moon.

Truly there is no greater comedic bastion than Facebook. It's the only place you can find such a high concentration of crazy outside of the Phelps compound. The combination of free expression and ignorance is a constant reminder that as a species, we still have a long way to go. Every once in a while, someone crafts an argument so brilliant, you just have to stand back in awe at the inspired mind that came ...

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Start sending me your faces, people

Well, I'm kicking Bible Stories into high gear this month now that I have all my podcasting ducks in a row. Right now I'm picking the artists I want to imitate, and every time I finish another one, I'll be posting it up for everyone to see. I'm also asking members who paid the 250+ to start sending me their pictures. Preferably, ones with a few different angles so I can get a real good impression of what yo ...

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Dr. Pepper ad upsets dumb people

My friends and loved ones will testify to my undying love of Dr. Pepper. I like the taste, I like the logo, and for a while, I even had a Dr. Pepper background on my x-box. You could say I was a little obsessed with the drink, to say the least. Now I'm officially in love, considering the fact that the company's new ad - featuring a monkey evolving into a man after having found a can of Dr. Pepper - has upse ...

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Hello old friend, how I’ve missed you…

Well, after a few weeks of avoiding my pencil, I finally started to practice sketching in order to make sure those of you who paid to have your face in the book will not be disapointed. I've been studying the sketches of Raphael in preparation, and I thought it would be fun if I included more of my artwork on the blog so you could all see what I'm up to (can anyone spot which famous sketch I'm imitating?). ...

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Who wants to make 8k in gold bullion from this moron?

There's a part of me (a small one, I assure you) that admires the conviction of creationists. They, at least, are honest about the fact that the science of evolution is a pretty huge slap in the face to the notion of a creator God. Not only does it completely invalidate their silly mythology, it also clearly indicates that human beings are a product of descent with modification, and not some special creatio ...

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Invisible Sky Daddy is the platform

"According to our Forefathers, God is the platform" Yeah, so much so that they wrote an amendment specifically mentioning the fact that the government was not in the business of endorsing any religion, or forcing someone to pass a religious test to enter office. It was also the first fucking thing they wrote, but I'm sure a failed TV actor has a much better understanding of how they felt than historians, or ...

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I think this qualifies as a burn

Carisa's new vlog project (that's 'video blog' for those of us who don't use 'YouTube') is called 'Geek Bleep'. It's her attempt to express her love of all things nerdy in video form, and today's post is about your's truly. As you've probably guessed, it's a video making fun of me, so enjoy it before I get it taken down for blasphemy or something. ...

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God’s greatest gift…an empty box

Can you imagine hiring these lamers for your kid's birthday party? I'm not sure they realize this, but tantalizing kids with the prospect of puppies, ice cream or sports memorabilia, only to show them an empty box that turns into a cross is the mother of all lame finales. "Look kids, the greatest gift God has ever given us is invisible!". (via Christian Nightmares) ...

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