Punching people in the face for Jesus

If you're a long-time fan, some of you may recall that Ryan and I used to run a Mixed Martial Arts themed blog called "Fightlinker" back in the day. Our podcast "The Low Blow" had a small but highly dedicated following (in fact, we still get the occasional email years later asking us to do more shows). So, needless to say, MMA was a big part of our lives for a while. The sport seems to attract an unusually ...

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Homeopathic product recalled for having actual medicine

I know what you're thinking: this is some kind of hilarious Onion article. Well, it isn't. This actually happened. A company in Ferndale, Washington is recalling 56 of its products after FDA tests found traces of penicillin in it: “FDA has determined that these products have the potential to contain penicillin or derivatives of penicillin, which may be produced during the fermentation process,” the agency s ...

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Even Christians think “God’s not Dead” sucks

By now, I'm sure you've all heard about this movie: God's Not Dead. It's the story of a bunch of Christians getting suckered out of their money, saving God from a bunch of super meany atheists. Like most of the cheesy crap they throw on film, this particular Christian movie is like a giant cameo of failed careers. Kevin Sorbo plays a hateful atheist teacher who rejects God when his mother dies of cancer whe ...

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Islamic TV: How to beat your wife

I've always wondered what the proper way to beat your rebellious wife was. Luckily, the folks over at Lebanon Broadcasting Company have me covered: finally, a show that gives you all the valuable wife-beating you've been looking for. Here are a few pointers when you're trying to keep her in line: 1) No beating the face. You wouldn't want to make her ugly just because she burned the toast, now would you? 2) ...

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Ray Comfort calls out Neil deGrasse Tyson

It's time to sit back, put on your dirty pair of slippers, and listen carefully as 'renowned scientist' Dr. Ray Comfort carefully explains why the new "Cosmos" is wrong, and why the Bible is scien-terrific. I know most of you won't make it past the first few minutes, and seeing as though everyone on the show is a failed comedian, I dug into it to extract the juicy little nuggets for ya: “You know, the word ...

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Skeptic-Al web-comic coming soon

I've been a busy boy. After 'retiring' from the atheism scene (yeah, like it's that fucking easy, genius), I set off to try a variety of projects that I felt could potentially pay the bills. When you're an entertainer, you try to cast a bit of a wide net; there's no way to know which project will take off, so it's best to have a few things going on. One of those projects was originally for the Richard Dawki ...

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Apologies to Neil deGrasse Tyson

Do you know what I hate? Catching myself talking smack just for the sake of hearing my own voice. When you're firing a ton of vitriolic guns, there can be a few casualties along the way; modesty and thoughtfulness come to mind. As you might imagine, I was less than pleased with myself when I read this snarky post I did back in 2012 concerning science's new Golden Boy, Neil deGrasse Tyson. I may have been a ...

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The Bible Stories Code

Who doesn't love a good mystery? People have built careers on creating elaborate mysteries that, once solved, always sound a little contrived. So, who wants to miss out on that shit? Not me, man. So, in the spirit of mystery novels everywhere, let me present to you the first clue in the "Bible Stories" code. You see, like any wanna-be artist, I occasionally sign my work. The difference with me is that I ten ...

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The Good Atheist “Comeback”

I'd like to begin this article with an apology. Over the past year, I've done a terrible job communicating with my fanbase. I think the reason is that I've been so absorbed by the book and all my other projects that it's been impossible to actually figure out how to properly get in touch with everyone. To make matters worse, I've been sending out fragmented content, distributed over formats most of you migh ...

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Bellhop Webseries Pilot

So, a number of you might be wondering "Is Jacob still alive?", or "what the hell is this guy doing with his time?". Well, I've been a busy boy; not only have I been busting my ass trying to get the book finished, but I also too the month of Feb to write, film and star in a web series called "Bellhop". Be sure to share it with as many people as you can! ...

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