Apparently, when I'm in the grave, two angels are going to hit me in the face with a hammer if I don't answer I am a Muslim. Then 90 hell snakes come in, and they will bite me unless I start praying to Allah. This is all very technical. Luckily this guy knows for sure what will happen, because Mohammad told him, and he never told a lie, right? Or was that George Washington? Oh yeah, and apparently this guy ...

There's a new study that seems to indicate religious people have less stress, and appear less worried about making mistakes than their secular counterparts. The study indicates something I've always known about religious people: they generally take a hands off attitude towards life. Think about this: when you are certain this life is only one form of existence, the only thing you have to worry about is plea ...

This was an old video, but listening to these guys talk is painful. I love how this guy says "we're trained to think like evolutionists. We need to think like creationists". No, you really fucking don't, buddy. ...

This is from the 'you can't make this shit up' pile: Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day. The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon. That's when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled. The son was taken to University of Maryland Med ...

It really doesn't get clearer than that, folks. If all you religious types could just avoid killing me with your religion, I'd much appreciate it. ...

It doesn't surprise me that Latter Day Saints are always trying to destroy any bill that would allow gays to have equal rights. Here's an exerpt from one of their recent emails concerning a bill which would allow homosexuals to have recognized civil unions: The Civil Union Bill (HB 2234) has been scheduled for a hearing in the Youth and Family Committee this week on Thursday, March 5, 2009 at 9:00 a.m. in S ...

You know what I find so hilarious about abstinence teaching? It isn't the fact it's so ineffective, or states that teach this garbage have higher pregnancy and STD rates. No, what I love above all else is how much that garbage costs. Take Texas, where 96% of their sex ed is abstinence only at the tune of 18 million dollars. Well, that's how much it costs to teach it, but it certainly doesn't reflect the hum ...

Here's an interesting site I came across today, which describes in detail the religious affiliation of different superheroes. Most interesting to me is how light the atheist section is. I am glad, however, that Savage Dragon is in there. He's an atheist DESPITE the fact he's actually met God, which is the ballsiest position I've ever seen on the issue of belief. The list is quite impressive, including even ...

I love all the videos this guy makes. Check out his YouTube profile for all the fun! ...

You know the stereotype of the political conservative who plays the purity and family values card and then gets caught doing something really dirty? Well, it's not too far from the truth. It seems the most conservative states in America are the biggest consumers of porn. Are they more perverted than liberally minded people? No. But because the tantalizing fruit of hard core pornography is so sweet, it's imp ...