Is this why I smoke too much pot?
Divorces, job loss, and unadulterated pot smoking: what do these all have in common? Well, if you don’t attend some form of church service according to these fools, your life is going to go down the tubes. You’ll be a jobless, pot smoking divorcee without a pot to piss in. Why not instead go every Sunday to be told what a sinning piece of shit you are, followed by the customary tithing of your hard earned income? Or better yet, why not a bullet to the brain?
(via Christian Nightmares)