How to cross the border in 30 seconds

Do you have van full of drugs, immigrants, and a bunch of other words old racist people are afraid of? Want to cross the border in less time than it takes to pour yourself a nice mug of beer? Yank out your Bible and start proselytizing like your fucking life depended on it. In no time, your obnoxious preaching will cloud the judgement of law enforcement officials overcome by the intense desire to get as far away from you as possible. It’s really that simple, folks!

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