New Age is a one-way ticket to hell
Fools! don’t you realize that it was Nimrod, the oh-so-historical founder of the Babylonian empire (which one again?) that started all this New Age stuff…and he was so evil, even mentioning his name makes you sound as though you’re talking in a gigantic cavern or something.
Here’s an idea: maybe someone should call him and ask if he stopped taking his medication.
(via Christian Nightmares)