Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker

“You got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a God if there wasn’t one. Poor thing. Who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can’t even cum. What do you say when you cum, atheist? Oh.. Oh.. Nothing. That’s right, ’cause that’s what you believe in.”

Only the slavish mind of an ignoramus could fail to grasp the idea that his Bronze-Age god has no appeal to someone who actually bothered to educate themselves. As for who I cry out to during an orgasm, I’d say that has little bearing on the existence of your sky-daddy (I’m more of a moaner anyway).

I love this trope because the concept that we refuse to believe in unfalsifiable claims does not equal that we must therefore have no beliefs whatsoever. No Katt, beliefs aren’t usually predicated on supernatural claims. Your belief your wife is faithful is based (hopefully) on evidence, while my ‘belief’ Katt Williams is a fucking moron is based on real world observations. Like all evidence based beliefs, I’d be willing to change my mind if I was shown something to the contrary; as it stands, his pathetic attempt at humor betrays his profound ignorance.

Comments (69)

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    TROY GILLETT

    22 likes, 741 dislikes

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    Richard

    Katt’s still a funny motherfucker though.

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    kina

    You gotta laugh to this joke if you’re an atheist, COME ON!!!!! 😀 it’s Christian to get offended about this shit …

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    KenyanFreeThinker

    Haha, you clearly misinterpreted him. He was being facetious and using sarcasm to show the silliness of religion. Listen to his section again. I think we may have a sceptic on our hands! Comedians tend to be sceptics because their business is to isolate and caricature madness in society and that Great Obfuscation on the human condition that is religion rarely escapes their notice 🙂

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    Commonlite

    Katt Williams needs to go back to school and learn about a lot of things. I watched this routine and I was amazed at how much he did not know. he has no clue about history, religion and worst of he has no idea what so ever about current events and world affairs. But the really scary part is, there are a lot of people out there who believe this idiot. Granted he can be funny. But he needs to keep his jokes based around subjects he understands like queers and whores and being busted and the rest of the thug life. Katt is the joke.

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    Robert

    Wow. He’s a comedian, not a professor of theism. Grow a sense of humor.

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    Happy atheist

    Well said, Jacob. I had a hard time getting past his ridiculous curled hair. Kenyanfreethinker, you really think he was being sarcastic? When he ripped on evolution believers, saying its stupid to think we came from monkeys, that’s when I started laughing. He really is a fool. We didn’t “come from monkeys”. We evolved from separate lines millions of years ago. Go to school.

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    Flipping heck

    We live in a planet with people who are louder and stupider. Don’t get worked up about one undereducated comedian trying to make a buck.

    There will always be different levels of stupid.

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    ron

    athiests r stupid mother fuckers. They r so stupid no logic could sway them so I’m not going to waste my time but I will leave them a few simple questions inspired by the so called stupid katt williams because I haven’t seen the answer yet. If we come from monkeys how come there are still monkeys? Are they retarded monkeys? Are they too stupid to evolve? Where is the half man half monkey that is in transition? Where is the monkey that has given birth to a man or woman? We have monkeys in zoos and I’m sure they are observed in the wild so surely during all this time you would have some concrete evidence to support evolution…oh wait…idiots…IT IS A THEORY. Come back when u prove it!

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    Uriel

    As always, the atheists are unable to differentiate between literal meaning and metaphorical meaning. Katt Williams has also made jokes on religion and it’s clear he’s not being serious. It’s not Christianity’s fault if atheists use comedians as their source of education. So I guess Katt Williams is right: you atheists are stupid motherfuckers.

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    Katt Williams

    YALL NIGGAS ARE FUCKIN STUPID! WHO YO NIGGAS THINK GAVE YOU YO DICKS N PUSSEH SO U COULD FUCK EACHOTHA, HUH NIGGAS? YOU I’M A GOOD NIGGA AND ME AND MY NIGGAS GONNA SCO YO ASSES! YO YO GOD MADE ALL DIS SHIT, RITE? GOD LOVES ME, OR ELSE I WOULD BE LIVING OFF OF WELFARE IN A TRASHY HOUSE WITH A HO WIFE AND 7 KIDS LIKE OTHER NIGGAS! GET DAT SHIT WHITTIES? GOD GAVE YO YO SKINS, FUCK YALL! I’Z A FUCKIN GENIUS, I KNOW ALL KINDSA SHIT YO NIGGAS DON’T, I SCHOOL YO NIGGAS! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! PEACE YALL DUM MOTHA FUCKAS GOD NIGHT YALL!

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    more like moRON

    @ron

    You have got to be one of the stupidest fucking people on earth, and that’s saying a lot. Literally everything you’ve said/asked can easily be explained with the slightest amount of education or research. So let me pick your “argument” apart for you.

    athiests r stupid mother fuckers.
    You know it’s a good sign when the person calling others stupid takes issue with typing “are” and uses “r” in it’s place. It’s not about efficiency, so don’t try to make that argument. It’s about you being an idiot who has very little regard for intelligent discussion.

    They r so stupid no logic could sway them so I’m not going to waste my time but I will leave them a few simple questions inspired by the so called stupid katt williams because I haven’t seen the answer yet.

    It’s hilarious that you’re talking about atheists lack of “logic”. Do you even know what logic means ron? Clearly you don’t. You’re not going to waste your time, yet you proceed to do just that immediately after saying you won’t. And believe me, all of your “simple questions” are extremely simple and easily answered.

    If we come from monkeys how come there are still monkeys? Are they retarded monkeys? Are they too stupid to evolve? Where is the half man half monkey that is in transition? Where is the monkey that has given birth to a man or woman? We have monkeys in zoos and I’m sure they are observed in the wild

    We didn’t “come from monkeys” you imbecile. We share a common ancestor with them, they went one way down the evolutionary path and we went another. This question is, again, easily answered if you gave the slightest fuck about educating yourself. There is an extremely comprehensive explanation of all the links between what we were and what we are now, easily found if you gave the slightest fuck about educating yourself.

    so surely during all this time you would have some concrete evidence to support evolution…oh wait…idiots…IT IS A THEORY. Come back when u prove it!

    There is concrete evidence you idiot, it’s called science and fossil records. And again you’re too fucking retarded to realize that there’s a difference between a scientific theory and just a plain “theory”.

    And the funniest fucking thing about idiots like you is that you have such a difficult time believing all this research, science, and logic, yet you have no problem believing the ridiculous shit in the bible. You truly are a fucking moron ron.

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    Mr Anonymous

    Lets see, religion is the belief in the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe. It never said anything about needing a god for it to be religion. Atheism and theism are both inherently religious. Both reflect on the nature, cause, and purpose. What I find funny is that one of you claimed its more logical to say if we look through a telescope we’ll understand the past, atheism is a religion just as much as any other. And don’t feed me that bullshit about atheism being this great well detailed plan because its not. Atheism takes just as much faith as theism which is why you dopes it is a religion. You didn’t see the universe come to be and neither did I but what I do kno is that it started. Atheism and theism are both religious, end of discussion.

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    Lwedaaa

    Im an Atheist,and im also a huge fan of Katt and everybody knows that if you ever get offended by a comedian then you’re the idiot,these guys say things to create comedy,not to incite a debate or shit like that….and as for what we say when we cum….I say God cause orgasms are how we created…think about,your dad had to cum before yo sperm got to yo mom.

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    nene

    Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart.

    It is not difficult to prove the existence of Christ. You can do this in your home alone. Confess with your mouth and don’t doubt in your heart, even if only for a second that you believe He is the Son of God whom died for your sins, and ask Him to come into your heart. You can word it how you choose. If He ( The Creator) does not indeed give you a new heart and a new spirit ( Ezekiel 36:26), then you have lost nothing. But if you feel the warming of the heart, then welcome to the family, and as the angels rejoice so do I:). It is my prayer
    That you take this experiment into consideration to God I pray in Jesus Mighty Name Amen 🙂 xoxo

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    ThatGuyWithNoUsername

    *Comedian mocks religion/religious people*
    -Religious people: *Are used to atheists being ignorant and intolerant, so the jokes don’t bother them much*
    -Atheist: “ROTFLMFAOLOLBBQ!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVAAAAR!!!!!! RELIGIOUS PEOPLE R SO DUM!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!”

    * Comedian mocks atheists*
    -Religious people: ” Now atheists FINALLY get a taste of their own medicine!”
    -Atheists: “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! HOW DARE ANYONE MAKE FUN OF US POOR KIND HEARTED OPPRESSED LITTLE ATHEISTS????!!!!! WE’RE NICE AND RESPECTFUL, UNLIKE THOSE STUPID RELIGIOUS PEOPLE!!!!!!!” *Sends the comedian death threats*

    Typical.

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    WowSuchButthurtMuchWhiningWow

    That skit was pretty ignorant, but he is right about atheists and evolution. Evolution (and atheism in general) is a load of crap. A bunch of nothing occurred for no reason creating everything. Umm, yeah… No. That makes no sense! Evolution is a bedtime story, a fairy tale, a superstition. And atheists are teaching kids this bullshit… No wonder people in America are slowly getting stupider! If I ever have kids, I’m going to teach them about religion, and I’m going to teach them not to believe the lies and atheist crap that schools and the media ram down their throats.

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    djc03

    It’s the 21st century, and you idiots STILL believe that we all evolved from monkeys?! Lol! You atheists still believe in a fairy tale. xD Pathetic. No wonder people can’t take you seriously! While I didn’t find that skit particularly “funny” it was truthful. I’m glad to see some people not falling for the stupid atheist fad (aka, the biggest cancer to the human race since slavery). Education is the only cure for atheism.

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    NJJJK

    Sorry, but he s right! wrong delivery, perhaps. but atheism is anger at God.. that means you all believe, just too disappointed to trust. Dont bash like that. its immature and keeps proving how misguided your religion is.
    every religion has issues but Jesus did not mince his words or try to appeal to anyone. i would rather trust him than a flock with no shepherd. Jesus is not a religion, we created that ourselves.

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    Go Katt!

    “Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker! WAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!” How does telling the truth make him a “stupid motherfucker”? You’re just mad because you got OWNED! HA HA! Yeah, he made you look bad, but it’s not hard to make atheism look bad, since all atheists are assholes and retards. Seriously…….. and you wonder why atheism is dying.

    …………..now excuse me while I go rub this hilarious Katt Williams skit in the faces of all my atheist friends. Can’t wait to watch them throw a temper tantrum! =D

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    Proud Anti-Atheist

    Good on Katt Williams! Way to tell it like it is! All atheists are fucking dumbasses! He is 100% correct! It’s so hilarious and fun watching atheists try to defend themselves! You stupid-ass, worthless atheist motherfuckers deserve to be made fun of for your pathetic retardation and blatant denial of reality and truth! All atheists are idiots; that’s not an opinion, that is a fact. Fuck all you stupid, whiny cunts! 😀

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    iHateAth**sts

    Ath**sts: “Why are Christians so mean to us? We’ve never done anything to them!”

    Ath**sts: *have killed hundreds of millions of theists in the past 100 years and continue to do so to this day*

    Ath**st: “Wow! Way to generalize! Please, tell me more about how less than 1% of all ath**sts represents all ath**sts!”

    Gladly.

    I don’t care if less than 1% of all ath**sts has killed theists. All ath**sts are murderous, barbaric, uneducated, selfish, arrogant, Christophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, bigoted, hateful, unintelligent, small-minded, sexist, racist, intolerant, violent, immoral, inhuman monsters. And don’t even try to say you’re only fighting against “religious oppression” and homophobia. For the last time: THE WESTBURO BAPTIST CHURCH IS NOT CHRISTIAN! Seriously! Their interpretations of Scripture are just as bad as ath**sts’ interpretations. If anything, they’re an ath**st group.

    This is why I hate ath**sts and why I love Katt Williams hilarious and oh-so truthful anti-ath**st skit. All ath**sts are terrorists, and they deserve to be mocked and hated by the world.

    (Yes, I censored the word ath**sts. Go cry me a river.)

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    Anti-Atheist Egalitarian

    Damn! Adults actually take atheism seriously!

    I never thought I would ever see fully grown people who are dumb enough to unironically believe in fairytales like Darwinism and the big bang… and actually defend those stupid, childish beliefs!

    The atheist whining over this (hilarious and truthful) Katt Williams skit is even funnier than the skit itself!

    You atheists are so fucking dumb!

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    FactsVsAtheism

    Let’s see, when atheists call Christians “stupid motherfuckers” for understanding the fact that there is a God, it’s totally okay and inoffensive. But when a Theist tells the truth by calling atheists “stupid motherfuckers”, it’s practically a hate crime.

    This is just one of the many reasons why atheism is bullshit. You weird, close-minded, brainless assholes delude yourselves with fairytales of Pokémon magic and harass and discriminate against anyone who disagrees with your ridiculous, childish worldview, but when someone disagrees with you or criticizes you, you get offended and throw a temper tantrum.

    We Theists are finally pushing back against you oppressive, violent, bigoted, hypocritical, unintelligent, small-minded, atheist bastards. If you can’t take what you’ve been dishing out, then just return to your safe spaces and echo chambers and stay there. Pussies!

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    Greg

    Katt Williams: *Slams atheists and their bullshit*

    Atheists: “SHUT UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! YOU CAN’T INSULT US ATHEISTS! THAT’S ILLEGAL! I HATE YOU! I’M GONNA GO ON THE INTERNET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE OPPRESSION THAT WE ATHEISTS FACE! WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE EVER BEEN OPPRESSED! HOW DARE YOU MOCK US?! DON’T QUESTION MUH AUTHORITAH!!!!”

    And you people wonder why the world associates atheism with low intelligence and anger issues…

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    Justin

    Good. Atheists deserve to be mocked, ridiculed, criticized, and called out.

    Atheism poses a threat to everything good: morality, sanity, intelligence, science, equality, peace, love, joy, education, free will, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom in general, women’s rights, racial equality, children’s safety, academia…

    I could go on and on.

    People always say that we, as theists, are too harsh when talking to the fruitloops… ahem, I mean atheists, but we’re just giving them a long overdue and well-deserved taste of their own bitter, salty medicine. We’re not “oppressing” them, because you can’t oppress your oppressors.

    For centuries atheists have been harassing, abusing, torturing, bullying, threatening, and even killing us theists… all because we’re too smart to fall for the mental disorder known as atheism.

    Atheists should be called out on their disgusting, Nazi-like behavior and treatment of theists. That’s why I’m not afraid of confronting a stupid atheist online or offline and calling him/her out on his/her bullshit. Why should I be afraid of confronting a bunch of delusional children who believe the universe and all who inhabit it is the product of a random cosmic fart without a cause? That makes no fucking sense! I mean, that’s just bullshit! *facepalm* MAN! ROFLMFAO! XD WOOOOOOOOO!!!

    You atheidiots are ALWAYS good for a laugh! HA HA! 😀

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    Justin

    Oh, and by the way: I’m not going to let you people forget that hoards of ATHEISTS sent Katt Williams death threats… all in the name of atheism. ATHEISTS! YOUR PEOPLE! Let that sink in.

    More proof that atheism truly is the “religion of peace”! (Psst! I know you atheists are kinda… slow, to say the least, so let me explain to you that that last sentence was what we big boys call “sarcasm”.

    Sarcasm
    noun: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

    Irony
    noun: the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

    So what I really meant is that atheism is a violent, irrational, hateful, intolerant religion that encourages people to threaten and harass anyone who mocks, questions, or criticizes atheism. Do you understand? ;D)

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    Happy Christian

    Atheists really are stupid. You people need to listen to lectures by William Lane Craig, you will be surprised and amazed. The man’s lectures are revolutionary. Also, read C.S. Lewis and G.K. Chesterton. Great minds. Changed my life. I was a dumb atheist before, but these three awesome Christian geniuses showed me the light.

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    AtheismIsBullshit

    Atheists: “My primal monkey DNA is telling me to hate someone.”

    Atheists: “Hey look, someone who’s not like me! Let’s kill him!”

    Atheists: “Why do people not like atheists? I’m so confused.”

    Well, maybe if you atheist dumbfucks would stop hating and trying to destroy everything and everyone different, then maybe people would like you. And maybe if you would get an education and stop believing in invisible monkey instincts and Pokémon magic, then maybe you would actually understand what makes atheists the worst and most unlikable people who have ever lived.

    Ehh, who am I kidding? You retards probably can’t understand what I’m trying to say. Well, I apologize. I can’t translate this into your language, because I don’t speak stupid.

    Let me give it a try:
    “DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ATHEISTS BAD MONKEYS! BAD! BAD! BAD! ATHEISTS KILL FOR FUN AND POWER! UGG! OONGA-BOONGA! NO ONE SHOULD BE ATHEIST! ATHEISM DUMB! UGG UGG! HERP DERP! DUUUHH!!!”

    Well, what do you know? I can actually speak stupid pretty well! It wasn’t hard; all I had to do was pretend to believe in Darwinism and the big bang theory. 🙂

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    Anti-Atheism Pro-Knowledge

    Atheists: “How dare Christians make assumptions about us based on stereotypes?! If they actually knew us, they would see how wrong they are about us!”

    Ok, that is a load of BS. You think we’ve never met an atheist? Nay, we meet atheists all the time. We have atheist relatives, coworkers, and friends. Our culture is completely saturated with atheism. We live in a world that tries to indoctrinate into atheism from birth. We are demonized for not conforming to our “atheist-centric” society. We Christians have escaped from atheists and atheism, so to speak. We know atheists well enough to know that all of the negative stereotypes about atheists are true; atheists are bigots, hypocrites, idiots, bullies, liars, science deniers, overly-sensitive, violent, aggressive, thieving, hateful, judgmental, intolerant, immoral and abusive assholes.

    It’s you people who have never met a Christian. Because, in person, we’re too afraid to tell you. At best, you verbally abuse us. At worst, you threaten to kill us. You only have two modes: Abusive mode and murderous mode. Why would we want anything to do with you people? You are all dangerous barbarians.

    Sorry if that sounded harsh, but it’s the truth.

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    Anti-Atheist Christian

    Hi. 🙂

    Atheism is bullshit! 😀

    Sorry. I just felt like stopping by to drop a truth bomb. 😉

    Ok, bye. \(^_^)

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    Atheists are Garbage

    Science doesn’t care about your atheism.

    Sorry, atheistards.

    ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮

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    Atheists are Garbage

    You fuckers got OWNED so hard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ROCK ON, KATT WILLIAMS! 😀

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    I Think, Therefore I'm A Theist

    Atheists: *crying* “Help! I’m being persecuted! Those Christians! How dare they disagree with me and point out the many flaws in my silly, childish beliefs?! WAAAHH!”

    What’s wrong, atheists? Are you triggered? Do you need a safe space? Are you going to shoot up an elementary school, or vandalize/shoot up/bomb a black church, or murder a Muslim family, or spray paint a swastika on a Jewish person’s fence, or beat your wives and kids, or sue an entire town over a single tiny cross, or verbally abuse your Christian relatives… you know, usual atheist activities?

    Aww, you poor poor little victims! Go ahead and cry it all out… into this mug of mine labeled “Atheist Tears”… while I play you a sad song on the world’s smallest violin!

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    I Think, Therefore I'm A Theist

    Oh, wait. That’s right. You already acted like typical atheists and sent Katt Williams death threats.

    You ever notice how atheists are horrible people? Being a theist or simply disagreeing with atheists is enough to get you killed… even in America!

    Please, tell me more about how atheists are more loving, tolerant, kind, altruistic, peaceful, and moral than everyone else in the world….

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    Atheists are Idiots

    Hmmm…
    Not sure if stupid, or just atheist. [insert Futurama meme here]

    Lol! You people are idiots! Lol! You get so offended by EVERYTHING! Lol!

    He’s not demonizing atheism, he’s describing it.

    In the wise words of the great John Lennox, “atheism is a fairytale for people who are afraid of the light.” (Defending theism like a boss!)

    You losers are too weak and arrogant to take responsibility for your own shitty actions. The moment someone disagrees with you, you see them as less than human, you abuse them constantly, and if they refuse to cave in and agree with you and believe in your stupid childish fairytales, you kill them. Theists don’t go around shooting up schools and specifically targeting atheists, yet atheists hunt down and kill theists because, according to atheism, atheists are better than everyone else and anyone who isn’t an atheist doesn’t deserve to live. If we had a memorial site for all the people who were killed in the name of atheism, that site would be twice the size of Texas. How does it feel sharing the same belief system with Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, the Columbine shooters, James Holmes, Kim Jung-Il, and Kim Jung-Un? What are you assholes so proud of? Oh, that’s right. You think morality is subjective; therefore, brutally murdering theists in cold blood is “a good thing” because you say so, and no one can question you because you’re sooooo much better than everyone else because you say so!

    This is why nobody takes atheists seriously. You are like that one child on the kindergarten playground who throws a tantrum when someone has a different opinion than him on which Ninja Turtle is the best. You put your fingers in your ears whenever someone disagrees with you because you don’t like to be corrected or to hear opinions that are different from yours.

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    Atheists are Idiots

    How to prove atheists/atheism wrong:

    1. Science
    2. Reason
    3. Logic
    4. Facts
    5. Evidence
    6. A fully-developed, educated brain
    7. Harmless, inoffensive jokes that point out the logical fallacies and sheer stupidity of atheism

    See, atheists are incredibly stupid, but they are also incredibly delusional. People choosing to be atheists is just like someone jumping from a building and saying, “Don’t worry, I’ll be fine because I can fly!”

    We’re not trying to offend you, atheists. We’re just trying to make you see reason for a change.

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    Frank

    So, Christians are “anti-science”, yet you believe in random cosmic sky farts, talking monkeys, and magical wishing stars that fall into the ocean and turn into slugs that evolve into fish that evolve into frogs that evolve into apes that evolve into the Flintstones.

    Lol! Atheists are so fucking retarded! X’D

    I had never heard of Katt Williams before, but by sarcastically criticizing, mocking and satirizing the silliness of atheism, he has earned my eternal respect! 😀 Anyone who gives atheists a well-deserved middle finger is a good person. 🙂

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    Katt Williams' New Number One Fan

    Imagine a world where atheists and theists lived separately from each other.
    On the atheist side of the world, everyone would be killing and raping each other and committing all sorts of other disgusting crimes. Nothing would ever be accomplished, no scientific discoveries would be made, society would regress, and everything would fall apart as soon as the theists leave.

    On the theists’ side of the world, technology would advance so fast, science would greatly progress and improve, and they would even have a cure for cancer by now.

    This whiny response to a funny (yet truthful) comedy skit is further proof that denial is the main component of atheism. Katt’s right: atheists truly are dumb motherfuckers. If there were no atheists, there would be no wars, no poverty, and nothing holding back science, equality, technology, freedom, or progress.

    Everything would be so much better without atheists. Wake up people! Let’s make 2017 the year we bring an end to the delusional brain disease known as atheism! Who’s with me!? 😀

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    atheists Are Idiots

    You atheidiots get so butthurt over EVERYTHING! It’s just a comedy show! RELAX!

    Good Lord! No wonder no one likes you or takes you seriously! You are all a bunch of whiny babies who cry and whine and shit yourselves every time someone disagrees with you! In fact, freedom of religion triggers you so much that you abuse your families, shoot up elementary schools and black churches, and threaten to sue your entire hometowns every time you see a cross or a Nativity!

    News flash, skeptards: people are allowed to… think differently than you! *gasp*

    Shocking, I know.

    You pussies need to grow the fuck up already and get over your stupid selves. Your silly atheist beliefs and ideas are childish and illogical, and we have every right to joke about them, okay? There is no law that says you can’t be criticized or that anyone has to respect your stupid ideas and beliefs. Stop throwing tantrums and learn to act like civilized adults for once. If you do, who knows? Maybe people will actually start to like you then because, for the first time ever, you will actually be worth liking.

    Ehh, who am I kidding? Atheists never listen and would rather be lazy, selfish, bigoted, unthinking, stupid assholes than be decent human beings.

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    awfulrofl

    Atheists: joyn affeism it iz varry librayting

    Me: No thanks. Atheism is definitely NOT for me, because I don’t cry whenever someone makes fun of me, I’m not violent, I respect women and people of color, I can think for myself, I believe in science, and I don’t worship causeless cosmic farts. Therefore, Christianity is perfect for me. 🙂

    Atheists: FUK U UR NOT ALOUD 2 HAV AN OPINYUN IF U IZ AN KRISCHIN! WE H8 U!

    Me: Sorry, I don’t speak toddler. Can you say that again in English, please?

    Atheists: go fuk urself im not guna tok 2 an ritardid krischin i h8 krischinz cuz tey r diffrint from me

    Me: Uhh… okay, whatever. Have fun being perpetually offended by a God you don’t even believe in despite all the evidence that points to His existence! 😀

    Atheists: dont wok awai from me u stoopid krischin im not dun inzulting u yet

    Me: *already left*

    Atheists: …

    Fuk

    Dis iz y i h8 krischinz

    (And you people wonder why we make fun of you and think you’re idiots.)

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    Atheism is Shit

    Screw atheists!

    Atheism is a joke. It’s a very old, outdated belief system, and it’s finally dying. I can’t wait until all the idiots… ahem, I mean, the atheists… of the world grow a brain and abandon the disgusting hate cult known as atheism. It’s depressing to see how stupid they are. Atheism should be mocked and ridiculed until it fades into obscurity. #downwithidiocy

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    Atheism is Shit

    Why don’t you losers go cry and masturbate to the thought of your imaginary sky fart theory and Pokémon magic fairytales? That’s all the big bang theory and Darwinism is. Sorry, but it’s true.

    Listen, skeptards. We have been forced to listen to your atheist noise for years. Now that we finally have a voice and a platform, you’re triggered. You fuckwits wonder why everyone rightfully hates you and wishes you would fuck off to Mars, but you never stop to think that maybe people hate you because you’re shitty people. You threaten to kill anyone who makes fun of you, yet you make fun of everyone else all the time. You assholes are finally getting what you deserve. Deal with it!

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    Atheists Follow, Christians Think

    Despite the Atheist Taliban threatening to kill Katt Williams for telling the truth, he’s still doing comedy and being awesome and hilarious.

    This whole incident just proves that atheism is all about hatred and intolerance.

    Some idiot: “B…b…bu…bu…but…but… that’s not true! I’m an atheist and I don’t hate anyone! That’s not what being an atheist is about!”

    Me: “Yes it is! It’s in your creed. You think that ‘hate the sin, not the sinner’ is ‘bullshit’, so whenever you say you hate theism, what you’re really saying is that you hate theists. Meanwhile, Christianity is all about love, tolerance, and helping those in need. It’s in the Bible. You know, the Bible? That book that atheists are too dumb and lazy to read, understand, and research? The one that stupid atheists take out of context because they hate Christians and want the world to turn against Christians? Yeah. That one. Try getting an education so you can understand big boy books like the Bible and the Quran, okay?”

    Same idiot: “HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT FACTS TO ME?! I’M GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU AFTER I FINISH HURLING SELF-CONGRATULATORY AD HOMINEM ATTACKS AT YOU AND SCREAMING LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD THAT ATHEISTS ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! BECAUSE I’M SO OPEN-MINDED, RESPECTFUL, FRIENDLY, AND TOLERANT! JUST LIKE ALL ATHEISTS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Yeah. This is your brain on atheism. And no, it’s not a small minority of atheists that think like this. ALL atheists think like this.

    And you wonder why sophisticated people laugh at you……

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    Anti-Atheist Pro-Christian

    First Dane Cook, now Katt Williams…

    I’m LOVING this! 😀

    All these kick-ass anti-atheist jokes give me life! The greatest and most memorable comedy skits are by anti-atheists! 🙂 Keep it up, guys! Show those atheists how REAL comedy is done! 😀

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    Anti-Atheist Pro-Christian

    Atheism is false and immoral. Therefore, it should be ruthlessly mocked.

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    Anti-Atheist Pro-Christian

    Let’s read some atheist books!

    “It should be ethical to kill people with harmful beliefs.” – Sam Harris.

    Of course, atheists think that atheism is the only non-harmful belief, so what he’s REALLY saying is:

    “I hate people who think differently than me. Atheists are better than everyone else, and non-atheists are worthless piles of scum. Therefore, it should be legal and ethical to kill every man, woman, and child who doesn’t agree with me to prove my superiority to the world.”

    You people are disgusting. And you have the gall to call yourselves “good” and “moral”. Bah! You are nothing more than a creepy little cult full of nasty, intolerant, bigoted, arrogant, ignorant, heartless, narcissistic, violent, hypocritical, selfish, uneducated, science-denying, history-denying, aggressive assholes. Fuck all of you. t(-_-t)

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    Atheism is Bullshit!

    It takes a coward to believe in subjective morality. It takes an idiot to believe in bullshit like the big bang theory and Darwinism. I would much rather worship God.

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    Tyler

    Atheists are all evil, horrible, disgusting devils pretending to be human beings. Why should we respect them? Jokes like this one by Katt Williams are the least that atheists deserve from theists, deists, agnostics, and non-atheists in general. Atheists deserve so much worse, but unlike them, we have morals, and we won’t stoop down to their level and persecute them as badly as they persecute us. It’s time to put an end to the atheist group-think and lies. It’s time for science, knowledge, and common sense to finally slay the ugly beast known as atheism. It all starts here, with somewhat harsh (yet 100% truthful) comedy skits.

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    All Evil Comes From Atheists

    This is what happens when you become an atheist: you can’t take a joke, you become racist (and sexist), you harass anyone who disagrees with you, and you constantly abuse everyone who isn’t exactly, 100% like you. Don’t teach your children atheism. Instead, teach them to think.

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