Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker

“You got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a God if there wasn’t one. Poor thing. Who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can’t even cum. What do you say when you cum, atheist? Oh.. Oh.. Nothing. That’s right, ’cause that’s what you believe in.”

Only the slavish mind of an ignoramus could fail to grasp the idea that his Bronze-Age god has no appeal to someone who actually bothered to educate themselves. As for who I cry out to during an orgasm, I’d say that has little bearing on the existence of your sky-daddy (I’m more of a moaner anyway).

I love this trope because the concept that we refuse to believe in unfalsifiable claims does not equal that we must therefore have no beliefs whatsoever. No Katt, beliefs aren’t usually predicated on supernatural claims. Your belief your wife is faithful is based (hopefully) on evidence, while my ‘belief’ Katt Williams is a fucking moron is based on real world observations. Like all evidence based beliefs, I’d be willing to change my mind if I was shown something to the contrary; as it stands, his pathetic attempt at humor betrays his profound ignorance.

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    downwithatheism

    Katt Williams is my favorite.

    Too many atheists think that no one can make fun of them, criticize them, or even simply disagree with them. It takes a lot of guts to stand up to the hateful atheists who spread vitriol and bigotry while thumping “The God Delusion”. Atheists think that they are perfect and so high above everyone else that when someone reminds them of the racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, Christophobic, bigoted, violent, hypocritical, immoral, disgusting teachings of their “precious” atheist leaders, they get offended and call you a “retard” who believes in “flying spaghetti monsters”, rather than staying on topic and admitting that atheism isn’t perfect.

    Mad props to Katt Williams for shaming atheism, while proving how racist, bigoted, violent, aggressive, intolerant, hateful, arrogant, ignorant, stupid, and immoral all atheists truly are in the process! 😀

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    Atheism is Very Bad!

    Aww, you atheist pumpkins. Poor little manbabies. Are you triggered? Did you cry when that mean old poo-poo head Katt Williams told the truth about you? Damn that jerk and his pesky facts! How dare he make fun of the “wonderful” Bronze Age superstition known as atheism?! Does he not know that criticizing atheism is illegal?!

    LOL! You people! HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhhhh…! Grow up pussies! This is America, you can make fun of atheism here. Atheism is a joke that deserves to be ridiculed, anyway. Atheist scum, as always, can’t handle humor or reality.

    Untalented “comedian” Ricky Gervais: *demonizes and insults all Christians*

    Christians: … *crickets chirping*

    Hilarious comedian Katt Williams: *tells the truth about atheism, nails it, and makes it extremely funny*

    Atheist scum: *send Katt Williams death threats, throw tantrums online, and struggle to fight the urge to start a violent jihad against every Theist on the planet*

    Yeah… all atheists are scum. Let’s not mince words. You insecure little basement-dwelling lard asses wouldn’t stand a chance debating people in the real world where people have enough common sense to believe in God and reject atheism. You would get your sorry asses handed to you every time you so much as try to debate someone or if you said half of the bullshit you spew online to a Theist’s face.

    You’re all cowards, bullies, and weaklings. You thoroughly disgust us normal people. Please, do the universe a favor and never leave your parents’ basements.

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    Atheism is Very Bad!

    On second thought, getting outside and getting owned by a Christian in person might do you some good. Learning the fact that atheists have killed hundreds of millions of people in the past century alone – all in the revolting name of atheism – might help you realize what is wrong with “people” like you. It might show you how weak and pathetic the ignorant religion of atheism truly is and how truthful Christianity is. Christianity is synonymous with logic. Atheism is synonymous with mental retardation. Christianity is beautiful and great. Atheism is lousy indoctrination. The sooner atheists get an education and realize all this, the better… not just for them, but for humanity. (Maybe then atheists will finally stop killing Christians, Jews, and Muslims for their own personal gain. Maybe then atheists will finally understand science. Maybe then atheists will cease to exist. That would be great.)

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    Antiatheist and Proud AF

    Atheists triggered over Christians having free speech.

    Again.

    Honestly, this is getting old. When are you skeptards going to grow a thinker skin? Or a brain? Or a sense of humor? You are really getting on my nerves with how stupid, weak and pathetic you all are.

    Pet peeves: atheism, secularism, antitheism, the “skeptic” community, lies about theism, whiny manchildren who write blogposts about comedy skits they don’t like, antitheists, atheists, secularists, satanists, scientologists, the fact that atheists have stolen science from the Christians and fucked it up by turning it into a feelings-over-facts circlejerk, people who use “the Constitution” to discriminate against theists, neo-Nazis, people who pitch a fit whenever someone mentions God, scientology, satanism, SJWs, people who send death threats to comedians over harmless jokes, and anyone who supports any (or all) of these horrible things.

    Ever notice how the dumbest people team up to join forces against theism? Kinda makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

    Love ya’ Katt! Keep making the atheistards cry! 😀

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    Atheists Ruin Everything

    What a better country America would be if everybody knew that God created everything instead of that other story.

    If atheists didn’t exist, the whole world would be an infinitely better place.

    I will gladly sign a petition that urges the government to put every single atheist on the planet in concentration camps, without hesitation or remorse.

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