Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker

“You got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a God if there wasn’t one. Poor thing. Who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can’t even cum. What do you say when you cum, atheist? Oh.. Oh.. Nothing. That’s right, ’cause that’s what you believe in.”

Only the slavish mind of an ignoramus could fail to grasp the idea that his Bronze-Age god has no appeal to someone who actually bothered to educate themselves. As for who I cry out to during an orgasm, I’d say that has little bearing on the existence of your sky-daddy (I’m more of a moaner anyway).

I love this trope because the concept that we refuse to believe in unfalsifiable claims does not equal that we must therefore have no beliefs whatsoever. No Katt, beliefs aren’t usually predicated on supernatural claims. Your belief your wife is faithful is based (hopefully) on evidence, while my ‘belief’ Katt Williams is a fucking moron is based on real world observations. Like all evidence based beliefs, I’d be willing to change my mind if I was shown something to the contrary; as it stands, his pathetic attempt at humor betrays his profound ignorance.

Comments (12)

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    TROY GILLETT

    22 likes, 741 dislikes

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    Richard

    Katt’s still a funny motherfucker though.

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    kina

    You gotta laugh to this joke if you’re an atheist, COME ON!!!!! :D it’s Christian to get offended about this shit …

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    KenyanFreeThinker

    Haha, you clearly misinterpreted him. He was being facetious and using sarcasm to show the silliness of religion. Listen to his section again. I think we may have a sceptic on our hands! Comedians tend to be sceptics because their business is to isolate and caricature madness in society and that Great Obfuscation on the human condition that is religion rarely escapes their notice :-)

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    Commonlite

    Katt Williams needs to go back to school and learn about a lot of things. I watched this routine and I was amazed at how much he did not know. he has no clue about history, religion and worst of he has no idea what so ever about current events and world affairs. But the really scary part is, there are a lot of people out there who believe this idiot. Granted he can be funny. But he needs to keep his jokes based around subjects he understands like queers and whores and being busted and the rest of the thug life. Katt is the joke.

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    Robert

    Wow. He’s a comedian, not a professor of theism. Grow a sense of humor.

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    Happy atheist

    Well said, Jacob. I had a hard time getting past his ridiculous curled hair. Kenyanfreethinker, you really think he was being sarcastic? When he ripped on evolution believers, saying its stupid to think we came from monkeys, that’s when I started laughing. He really is a fool. We didn’t “come from monkeys”. We evolved from separate lines millions of years ago. Go to school.

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    Flipping heck

    We live in a planet with people who are louder and stupider. Don’t get worked up about one undereducated comedian trying to make a buck.

    There will always be different levels of stupid.

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    ron

    athiests r stupid mother fuckers. They r so stupid no logic could sway them so I’m not going to waste my time but I will leave them a few simple questions inspired by the so called stupid katt williams because I haven’t seen the answer yet. If we come from monkeys how come there are still monkeys? Are they retarded monkeys? Are they too stupid to evolve? Where is the half man half monkey that is in transition? Where is the monkey that has given birth to a man or woman? We have monkeys in zoos and I’m sure they are observed in the wild so surely during all this time you would have some concrete evidence to support evolution…oh wait…idiots…IT IS A THEORY. Come back when u prove it!

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    Uriel

    As always, the atheists are unable to differentiate between literal meaning and metaphorical meaning. Katt Williams has also made jokes on religion and it’s clear he’s not being serious. It’s not Christianity’s fault if atheists use comedians as their source of education. So I guess Katt Williams is right: you atheists are stupid motherfuckers.

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    Katt Williams

    YALL NIGGAS ARE FUCKIN STUPID! WHO YO NIGGAS THINK GAVE YOU YO DICKS N PUSSEH SO U COULD FUCK EACHOTHA, HUH NIGGAS? YOU I’M A GOOD NIGGA AND ME AND MY NIGGAS GONNA SCO YO ASSES! YO YO GOD MADE ALL DIS SHIT, RITE? GOD LOVES ME, OR ELSE I WOULD BE LIVING OFF OF WELFARE IN A TRASHY HOUSE WITH A HO WIFE AND 7 KIDS LIKE OTHER NIGGAS! GET DAT SHIT WHITTIES? GOD GAVE YO YO SKINS, FUCK YALL! I’Z A FUCKIN GENIUS, I KNOW ALL KINDSA SHIT YO NIGGAS DON’T, I SCHOOL YO NIGGAS! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! PEACE YALL DUM MOTHA FUCKAS GOD NIGHT YALL!

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    more like moRON

    @ron

    You have got to be one of the stupidest fucking people on earth, and that’s saying a lot. Literally everything you’ve said/asked can easily be explained with the slightest amount of education or research. So let me pick your “argument” apart for you.

    athiests r stupid mother fuckers.
    You know it’s a good sign when the person calling others stupid takes issue with typing “are” and uses “r” in it’s place. It’s not about efficiency, so don’t try to make that argument. It’s about you being an idiot who has very little regard for intelligent discussion.

    They r so stupid no logic could sway them so I’m not going to waste my time but I will leave them a few simple questions inspired by the so called stupid katt williams because I haven’t seen the answer yet.

    It’s hilarious that you’re talking about atheists lack of “logic”. Do you even know what logic means ron? Clearly you don’t. You’re not going to waste your time, yet you proceed to do just that immediately after saying you won’t. And believe me, all of your “simple questions” are extremely simple and easily answered.

    If we come from monkeys how come there are still monkeys? Are they retarded monkeys? Are they too stupid to evolve? Where is the half man half monkey that is in transition? Where is the monkey that has given birth to a man or woman? We have monkeys in zoos and I’m sure they are observed in the wild

    We didn’t “come from monkeys” you imbecile. We share a common ancestor with them, they went one way down the evolutionary path and we went another. This question is, again, easily answered if you gave the slightest fuck about educating yourself. There is an extremely comprehensive explanation of all the links between what we were and what we are now, easily found if you gave the slightest fuck about educating yourself.

    so surely during all this time you would have some concrete evidence to support evolution…oh wait…idiots…IT IS A THEORY. Come back when u prove it!

    There is concrete evidence you idiot, it’s called science and fossil records. And again you’re too fucking retarded to realize that there’s a difference between a scientific theory and just a plain “theory”.

    And the funniest fucking thing about idiots like you is that you have such a difficult time believing all this research, science, and logic, yet you have no problem believing the ridiculous shit in the bible. You truly are a fucking moron ron.

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