Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker

“You got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a God if there wasn’t one. Poor thing. Who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can’t even cum. What do you say when you cum, atheist? Oh.. Oh.. Nothing. That’s right, ’cause that’s what you believe in.”

Only the slavish mind of an ignoramus could fail to grasp the idea that his Bronze-Age god has no appeal to someone who actually bothered to educate themselves. As for who I cry out to during an orgasm, I’d say that has little bearing on the existence of your sky-daddy (I’m more of a moaner anyway).

I love this trope because the concept that we refuse to believe in unfalsifiable claims does not equal that we must therefore have no beliefs whatsoever. No Katt, beliefs aren’t usually predicated on supernatural claims. Your belief your wife is faithful is based (hopefully) on evidence, while my ‘belief’ Katt Williams is a fucking moron is based on real world observations. Like all evidence based beliefs, I’d be willing to change my mind if I was shown something to the contrary; as it stands, his pathetic attempt at humor betrays his profound ignorance.

Comments (69)

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    downwithatheism

    Katt Williams is my favorite.

    Too many atheists think that no one can make fun of them, criticize them, or even simply disagree with them. It takes a lot of guts to stand up to the hateful atheists who spread vitriol and bigotry while thumping “The God Delusion”. Atheists think that they are perfect and so high above everyone else that when someone reminds them of the racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, Christophobic, bigoted, violent, hypocritical, immoral, disgusting teachings of their “precious” atheist leaders, they get offended and call you a “retard” who believes in “flying spaghetti monsters”, rather than staying on topic and admitting that atheism isn’t perfect.

    Mad props to Katt Williams for shaming atheism, while proving how racist, bigoted, violent, aggressive, intolerant, hateful, arrogant, ignorant, stupid, and immoral all atheists truly are in the process! 😀

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    Atheism is Very Bad!

    Aww, you atheist pumpkins. Poor little manbabies. Are you triggered? Did you cry when that mean old poo-poo head Katt Williams told the truth about you? Damn that jerk and his pesky facts! How dare he make fun of the “wonderful” Bronze Age superstition known as atheism?! Does he not know that criticizing atheism is illegal?!

    LOL! You people! HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhhhh…! Grow up pussies! This is America, you can make fun of atheism here. Atheism is a joke that deserves to be ridiculed, anyway. Atheist scum, as always, can’t handle humor or reality.

    Untalented “comedian” Ricky Gervais: *demonizes and insults all Christians*

    Christians: … *crickets chirping*

    Hilarious comedian Katt Williams: *tells the truth about atheism, nails it, and makes it extremely funny*

    Atheist scum: *send Katt Williams death threats, throw tantrums online, and struggle to fight the urge to start a violent jihad against every Theist on the planet*

    Yeah… all atheists are scum. Let’s not mince words. You insecure little basement-dwelling lard asses wouldn’t stand a chance debating people in the real world where people have enough common sense to believe in God and reject atheism. You would get your sorry asses handed to you every time you so much as try to debate someone or if you said half of the bullshit you spew online to a Theist’s face.

    You’re all cowards, bullies, and weaklings. You thoroughly disgust us normal people. Please, do the universe a favor and never leave your parents’ basements.

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    Atheism is Very Bad!

    On second thought, getting outside and getting owned by a Christian in person might do you some good. Learning the fact that atheists have killed hundreds of millions of people in the past century alone – all in the revolting name of atheism – might help you realize what is wrong with “people” like you. It might show you how weak and pathetic the ignorant religion of atheism truly is and how truthful Christianity is. Christianity is synonymous with logic. Atheism is synonymous with mental retardation. Christianity is beautiful and great. Atheism is lousy indoctrination. The sooner atheists get an education and realize all this, the better… not just for them, but for humanity. (Maybe then atheists will finally stop killing Christians, Jews, and Muslims for their own personal gain. Maybe then atheists will finally understand science. Maybe then atheists will cease to exist. That would be great.)

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    Antiatheist and Proud AF

    Atheists triggered over Christians having free speech.

    Again.

    Honestly, this is getting old. When are you skeptards going to grow a thinker skin? Or a brain? Or a sense of humor? You are really getting on my nerves with how stupid, weak and pathetic you all are.

    Pet peeves: atheism, secularism, antitheism, the “skeptic” community, lies about theism, whiny manchildren who write blogposts about comedy skits they don’t like, antitheists, atheists, secularists, satanists, scientologists, the fact that atheists have stolen science from the Christians and fucked it up by turning it into a feelings-over-facts circlejerk, people who use “the Constitution” to discriminate against theists, neo-Nazis, people who pitch a fit whenever someone mentions God, scientology, satanism, SJWs, people who send death threats to comedians over harmless jokes, and anyone who supports any (or all) of these horrible things.

    Ever notice how the dumbest people team up to join forces against theism? Kinda makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

    Love ya’ Katt! Keep making the atheistards cry! 😀

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    Atheists Ruin Everything

    What a better country America would be if everybody knew that God created everything instead of that other story.

    If atheists didn’t exist, the whole world would be an infinitely better place.

    I will gladly sign a petition that urges the government to put every single atheist on the planet in concentration camps, without hesitation or remorse.

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    Anti-Atheist Girl

    If your ideology is so weak that harmless jokes about it send you into a childish fit of rage, your ideology is nothing but useless trash.

    Katt Williams is an anti-atheist hero! A true legend! So naturally, he is the most hated man in the world by mentally retarded people (aka atheists).

    I would love to be an anti-atheist heroine someday. We need to eradicate the immoral hate cult known as atheism ASAP. Are there any anti-atheist organizations that I can donate to? Or any anti-atheist petitions I can sign? We need all the help we can get to get rid of atheists. Separation from atheism and humanity is the only way to go.

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    I Am Proud To Be A Christian

    Facts hurt bro.

    This is why I’m a theist, because arguments for atheism are fucking ridiculous!

    “Oh, uhh… well, you see… nothing existed until one day when nothing randomly exploded into everything and everywhere for no reason whatsoever. And then sea slime turned into fish that turned into frogs that turned into rats that turned into monkeys that turned into neanderthals that turned into normal, everyday humans. Also, atheists are a superior race and theists are subhuman pieces of garbage that must be hated by the atheists. Furthermore, there are billions of genders, including attack helicopter. ‘Cause muh sex junk is so oh oh oh! There are also bug-eyed aliens in deep parts of space that we haven’t explored yet. But there is no God! Because we say so!”

    You call yourselves the “rational, logical, scientific, intelligent” ones?! XD Bitch please!

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    Atheists Ruin Everything

    Ok, I’m sorry about that “concentration camp” comment. I didn’t mean that. I don’t want atheists (or anyone, for that matter) to be thrown in concentration camps. I was in a really bad mood when I read this, and seeing atheists complain about getting a taste of their own medicine for once just irritated me more.

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    Atheist Tears are Delicious

    Aww, poor atheists! Maybe if you congratulate yourselves at least a dozen more times, you’ll stop being upset and crying about a silly (yet truthful) comedy skit!

    All snark aside, that skit was wonderful! Absolutely wonderful! Katt Williams is amazing and hilarious! Not only is he the best comedian ever, but he speaks the truth! Atheists are the stupidest motherfuckers who have ever lived! Not only that, but they are completely worthless. Atheists have done absolutely nothing for me, for science, or for society. All they ever do is destroy everything that they don’t like… including people.

    Suck it, atheists! Katt Williams is fucking awesome and hilarious! He owned your dumb asses so good! HA HA!

    Anyone who hates atheists is a good person! Katt has my eternal respect!

    Best skit ever! Truly a masterpiece! 10/10! Would watch again! Pure poetry! Pure perfection! Mmmmmmmmwaaa! ;* I love it!

    😀

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    Atheist Tears are Delicious

    Aw, cute. You dumbfucks sent him death threats for speaking the truth. Lovely. Once again, atheists are crying about free speech. Once again, atheists attack anyone with a different opinion.

    Why are all atheists such vicious cunts? You would think that people with a “lack of belief” would be more neutral and tolerant. What more proof do you need that atheism is the religious cult of hatred?

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    Horace

    I laughed, clapped, and cheered along with the audience.

    Fuck atheists! 🙂

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    rg

    More proof that atheists are inbred assholes who can’t handle criticism.

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    Brett

    Atheists: “Christians are stupid motherfuckers!”
    Christians: *crickets chirping*

    Christian comedian: “Atheists are stupid motherfuckers!”
    Atheists: “Free speech?! UNACCEPTABLE!” *sends Christian comedian death threats*

    Become an atheist, they said.

    You’ll feel the love of the atheist community, they said.

    You’ll be a better person, they said.

    Yes, because only the most loving, kind, tolerant, respectful, and good people send death threats to other people!

    SMH… What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with atheists?! You people are disgusting….

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    Triggered skeptards Everywhere

    atheists: When they’re not demonizing Christians, they’re demonizing black people.

    Look, atheists… atheism is nothing more than a bunch of bullshit. Only the weakest, smallest, most gullible and most slavish minds believe in atheism. We did not come from magical stardust. We are not descendants of sea slugs. The universe didn’t create itself by chance from nothing. Two rocks banging together in space doesn’t make planets. All of the greatest and most intelligent scientists who have ever lived are/were Theists. atheism is an unnatural mental disorder. Normally functioning people believe in a higher power/higher powers or in the afterlife. You don’t “believe in science”, you believe in sci-fi and fairytales for young children. You get your beliefs from Internet memes and atheist “comedians”. You are trend-following sheep who never even think without your lord and savior richard dawkins telling you what to think.

    TL; DR: Fuck off, atheists! 😀

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    Marcus

    Katt Williams DESTROYS atheists, atheists get triggered and send him death threats and whine on the Internet about how “oppressed” atheists are. Atheists then run off to their parents’ basements to cry, masturbate to pictures of themselves, salute Hitler, look up local churches and schools to attack, and get little bits of Pringles in their neckbeards and in between their huge man-titties while harassing women and little kids on XBOX Live. It’s okay, atheists. So what if you’re a bunch of retarded manchildren? Not everyone can be smart or successful! And hey, you’re not useless; you always give us sane people something to laugh at!

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    LOL @ atheism

    Apparently atheists don’t like the taste of their own medicine… why am I not surprised?

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    LOL @ atheism

    It’s actually sort of cute watching atheists get offended by facts. It’s exactly like watching children throw tantrums because their parents won’t buy them Sugary Diabeetus Cereal.

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    Antiatheist

    Whenever someone tells me they’re an atheist, I imagine that they instead told me they’re a registered sex offender. That way, I feel less embarrassed for them.

    We should mock atheists with contempt. Atheists are so fucking stupid, it’s hard not to laugh at them. They are the worst “people” who have ever lived, and they deserve to be bullied, mocked and hated. I feel no sympathy for atheists, not even the ones with depression or other mental health issues. You reap what you sow! You deserve it, atheists!

    Sincerely,
    an agnostic who’s sick of atheists shoving their bullshit down his throat.

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    Atheismisnottheanswer

    Remember boys and girls: if you want to have freedom of speech and freedom of religion, don’t be a Christian, be an atheist!

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