Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker

“You got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a God if there wasn’t one. Poor thing. Who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can’t even cum. What do you say when you cum, atheist? Oh.. Oh.. Nothing. That’s right, ’cause that’s what you believe in.”

Only the slavish mind of an ignoramus could fail to grasp the idea that his Bronze-Age god has no appeal to someone who actually bothered to educate themselves. As for who I cry out to during an orgasm, I’d say that has little bearing on the existence of your sky-daddy (I’m more of a moaner anyway).

I love this trope because the concept that we refuse to believe in unfalsifiable claims does not equal that we must therefore have no beliefs whatsoever. No Katt, beliefs aren’t usually predicated on supernatural claims. Your belief your wife is faithful is based (hopefully) on evidence, while my ‘belief’ Katt Williams is a fucking moron is based on real world observations. Like all evidence based beliefs, I’d be willing to change my mind if I was shown something to the contrary; as it stands, his pathetic attempt at humor betrays his profound ignorance.

Comments (25)

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    TROY GILLETT

    22 likes, 741 dislikes

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    Richard

    Katt’s still a funny motherfucker though.

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    kina

    You gotta laugh to this joke if you’re an atheist, COME ON!!!!! 😀 it’s Christian to get offended about this shit …

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    KenyanFreeThinker

    Haha, you clearly misinterpreted him. He was being facetious and using sarcasm to show the silliness of religion. Listen to his section again. I think we may have a sceptic on our hands! Comedians tend to be sceptics because their business is to isolate and caricature madness in society and that Great Obfuscation on the human condition that is religion rarely escapes their notice 🙂

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    Commonlite

    Katt Williams needs to go back to school and learn about a lot of things. I watched this routine and I was amazed at how much he did not know. he has no clue about history, religion and worst of he has no idea what so ever about current events and world affairs. But the really scary part is, there are a lot of people out there who believe this idiot. Granted he can be funny. But he needs to keep his jokes based around subjects he understands like queers and whores and being busted and the rest of the thug life. Katt is the joke.

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    Robert

    Wow. He’s a comedian, not a professor of theism. Grow a sense of humor.

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    Happy atheist

    Well said, Jacob. I had a hard time getting past his ridiculous curled hair. Kenyanfreethinker, you really think he was being sarcastic? When he ripped on evolution believers, saying its stupid to think we came from monkeys, that’s when I started laughing. He really is a fool. We didn’t “come from monkeys”. We evolved from separate lines millions of years ago. Go to school.

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    Flipping heck

    We live in a planet with people who are louder and stupider. Don’t get worked up about one undereducated comedian trying to make a buck.

    There will always be different levels of stupid.

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    ron

    athiests r stupid mother fuckers. They r so stupid no logic could sway them so I’m not going to waste my time but I will leave them a few simple questions inspired by the so called stupid katt williams because I haven’t seen the answer yet. If we come from monkeys how come there are still monkeys? Are they retarded monkeys? Are they too stupid to evolve? Where is the half man half monkey that is in transition? Where is the monkey that has given birth to a man or woman? We have monkeys in zoos and I’m sure they are observed in the wild so surely during all this time you would have some concrete evidence to support evolution…oh wait…idiots…IT IS A THEORY. Come back when u prove it!

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    Uriel

    As always, the atheists are unable to differentiate between literal meaning and metaphorical meaning. Katt Williams has also made jokes on religion and it’s clear he’s not being serious. It’s not Christianity’s fault if atheists use comedians as their source of education. So I guess Katt Williams is right: you atheists are stupid motherfuckers.

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    Katt Williams

    YALL NIGGAS ARE FUCKIN STUPID! WHO YO NIGGAS THINK GAVE YOU YO DICKS N PUSSEH SO U COULD FUCK EACHOTHA, HUH NIGGAS? YOU I’M A GOOD NIGGA AND ME AND MY NIGGAS GONNA SCO YO ASSES! YO YO GOD MADE ALL DIS SHIT, RITE? GOD LOVES ME, OR ELSE I WOULD BE LIVING OFF OF WELFARE IN A TRASHY HOUSE WITH A HO WIFE AND 7 KIDS LIKE OTHER NIGGAS! GET DAT SHIT WHITTIES? GOD GAVE YO YO SKINS, FUCK YALL! I’Z A FUCKIN GENIUS, I KNOW ALL KINDSA SHIT YO NIGGAS DON’T, I SCHOOL YO NIGGAS! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! PEACE YALL DUM MOTHA FUCKAS GOD NIGHT YALL!

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    more like moRON

    @ron

    You have got to be one of the stupidest fucking people on earth, and that’s saying a lot. Literally everything you’ve said/asked can easily be explained with the slightest amount of education or research. So let me pick your “argument” apart for you.

    athiests r stupid mother fuckers.
    You know it’s a good sign when the person calling others stupid takes issue with typing “are” and uses “r” in it’s place. It’s not about efficiency, so don’t try to make that argument. It’s about you being an idiot who has very little regard for intelligent discussion.

    They r so stupid no logic could sway them so I’m not going to waste my time but I will leave them a few simple questions inspired by the so called stupid katt williams because I haven’t seen the answer yet.

    It’s hilarious that you’re talking about atheists lack of “logic”. Do you even know what logic means ron? Clearly you don’t. You’re not going to waste your time, yet you proceed to do just that immediately after saying you won’t. And believe me, all of your “simple questions” are extremely simple and easily answered.

    If we come from monkeys how come there are still monkeys? Are they retarded monkeys? Are they too stupid to evolve? Where is the half man half monkey that is in transition? Where is the monkey that has given birth to a man or woman? We have monkeys in zoos and I’m sure they are observed in the wild

    We didn’t “come from monkeys” you imbecile. We share a common ancestor with them, they went one way down the evolutionary path and we went another. This question is, again, easily answered if you gave the slightest fuck about educating yourself. There is an extremely comprehensive explanation of all the links between what we were and what we are now, easily found if you gave the slightest fuck about educating yourself.

    so surely during all this time you would have some concrete evidence to support evolution…oh wait…idiots…IT IS A THEORY. Come back when u prove it!

    There is concrete evidence you idiot, it’s called science and fossil records. And again you’re too fucking retarded to realize that there’s a difference between a scientific theory and just a plain “theory”.

    And the funniest fucking thing about idiots like you is that you have such a difficult time believing all this research, science, and logic, yet you have no problem believing the ridiculous shit in the bible. You truly are a fucking moron ron.

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    Mr Anonymous

    Lets see, religion is the belief in the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe. It never said anything about needing a god for it to be religion. Atheism and theism are both inherently religious. Both reflect on the nature, cause, and purpose. What I find funny is that one of you claimed its more logical to say if we look through a telescope we’ll understand the past, atheism is a religion just as much as any other. And don’t feed me that bullshit about atheism being this great well detailed plan because its not. Atheism takes just as much faith as theism which is why you dopes it is a religion. You didn’t see the universe come to be and neither did I but what I do kno is that it started. Atheism and theism are both religious, end of discussion.

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    Lwedaaa

    Im an Atheist,and im also a huge fan of Katt and everybody knows that if you ever get offended by a comedian then you’re the idiot,these guys say things to create comedy,not to incite a debate or shit like that….and as for what we say when we cum….I say God cause orgasms are how we created…think about,your dad had to cum before yo sperm got to yo mom.

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    nene

    Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart.

    It is not difficult to prove the existence of Christ. You can do this in your home alone. Confess with your mouth and don’t doubt in your heart, even if only for a second that you believe He is the Son of God whom died for your sins, and ask Him to come into your heart. You can word it how you choose. If He ( The Creator) does not indeed give you a new heart and a new spirit ( Ezekiel 36:26), then you have lost nothing. But if you feel the warming of the heart, then welcome to the family, and as the angels rejoice so do I:). It is my prayer
    That you take this experiment into consideration to God I pray in Jesus Mighty Name Amen 🙂 xoxo

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    ThatGuyWithNoUsername

    *Comedian mocks religion/religious people*
    -Religious people: *Are used to atheists being ignorant and intolerant, so the jokes don’t bother them much*
    -Atheist: “ROTFLMFAOLOLBBQ!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVAAAAR!!!!!! RELIGIOUS PEOPLE R SO DUM!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!”

    * Comedian mocks atheists*
    -Religious people: ” Now atheists FINALLY get a taste of their own medicine!”
    -Atheists: “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! HOW DARE ANYONE MAKE FUN OF US POOR KIND HEARTED OPPRESSED LITTLE ATHEISTS????!!!!! WE’RE NICE AND RESPECTFUL, UNLIKE THOSE STUPID RELIGIOUS PEOPLE!!!!!!!” *Sends the comedian death threats*

    Typical.

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    WowSuchButthurtMuchWhiningWow

    That skit was pretty ignorant, but he is right about atheists and evolution. Evolution (and atheism in general) is a load of crap. A bunch of nothing occurred for no reason creating everything. Umm, yeah… No. That makes no sense! Evolution is a bedtime story, a fairy tale, a superstition. And atheists are teaching kids this bullshit… No wonder people in America are slowly getting stupider! If I ever have kids, I’m going to teach them about religion, and I’m going to teach them not to believe the lies and atheist crap that schools and the media ram down their throats.

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    djc03

    It’s the 21st century, and you idiots STILL believe that we all evolved from monkeys?! Lol! You atheists still believe in a fairy tale. xD Pathetic. No wonder people can’t take you seriously! While I didn’t find that skit particularly “funny” it was truthful. I’m glad to see some people not falling for the stupid atheist fad (aka, the biggest cancer to the human race since slavery). Education is the only cure for atheism.

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    NJJJK

    Sorry, but he s right! wrong delivery, perhaps. but atheism is anger at God.. that means you all believe, just too disappointed to trust. Dont bash like that. its immature and keeps proving how misguided your religion is.
    every religion has issues but Jesus did not mince his words or try to appeal to anyone. i would rather trust him than a flock with no shepherd. Jesus is not a religion, we created that ourselves.

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    Go Katt!

    “Katt Williams is a stupid motherfucker! WAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!” How does telling the truth make him a “stupid motherfucker”? You’re just mad because you got OWNED! HA HA! Yeah, he made you look bad, but it’s not hard to make atheism look bad, since all atheists are assholes and retards. Seriously…….. and you wonder why atheism is dying.

    …………..now excuse me while I go rub this hilarious Katt Williams skit in the faces of all my atheist friends. Can’t wait to watch them throw a temper tantrum! =D

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    Proud Anti-Atheist

    Good on Katt Williams! Way to tell it like it is! All atheists are fucking dumbasses! He is 100% correct! It’s so hilarious and fun watching atheists try to defend themselves! You stupid-ass, worthless atheist motherfuckers deserve to be made fun of for your pathetic retardation and blatant denial of reality and truth! All atheists are idiots; that’s not an opinion, that is a fact. Fuck all you stupid, whiny cunts! 😀

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    iHateAth**sts

    Ath**sts: “Why are Christians so mean to us? We’ve never done anything to them!”

    Ath**sts: *have killed hundreds of millions of theists in the past 100 years and continue to do so to this day*

    Ath**st: “Wow! Way to generalize! Please, tell me more about how less than 1% of all ath**sts represents all ath**sts!”

    Gladly.

    I don’t care if less than 1% of all ath**sts has killed theists. All ath**sts are murderous, barbaric, uneducated, selfish, arrogant, Christophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, bigoted, hateful, unintelligent, small-minded, sexist, racist, intolerant, violent, immoral, inhuman monsters. And don’t even try to say you’re only fighting against “religious oppression” and homophobia. For the last time: THE WESTBURO BAPTIST CHURCH IS NOT CHRISTIAN! Seriously! Their interpretations of Scripture are just as bad as ath**sts’ interpretations. If anything, they’re an ath**st group.

    This is why I hate ath**sts and why I love Katt Williams hilarious and oh-so truthful anti-ath**st skit. All ath**sts are terrorists, and they deserve to be mocked and hated by the world.

    (Yes, I censored the word ath**sts. Go cry me a river.)

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    Anti-Atheist Egalitarian

    Damn! Adults actually take atheism seriously!

    I never thought I would ever see fully grown people who are dumb enough to unironically believe in fairytales like Darwinism and the big bang… and actually defend those stupid, childish beliefs!

    The atheist whining over this (hilarious and truthful) Katt Williams skit is even funnier than the skit itself!

    You atheists are so fucking dumb!

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    FactsVsAtheism

    Let’s see, when atheists call Christians “stupid motherfuckers” for understanding the fact that there is a God, it’s totally okay and inoffensive. But when a Theist tells the truth by calling atheists “stupid motherfuckers”, it’s practically a hate crime.

    This is just one of the many reasons why atheism is bullshit. You weird, close-minded, brainless assholes delude yourselves with fairytales of Pokémon magic and harass and discriminate against anyone who disagrees with your ridiculous, childish worldview, but when someone disagrees with you or criticizes you, you get offended and throw a temper tantrum.

    We Theists are finally pushing back against you oppressive, violent, bigoted, hypocritical, unintelligent, small-minded, atheist bastards. If you can’t take what you’ve been dishing out, then just return to your safe spaces and echo chambers and stay there. Pussies!

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    Greg

    Katt Williams: *Slams atheists and their bullshit*

    Atheists: “SHUT UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! YOU CAN’T INSULT US ATHEISTS! THAT’S ILLEGAL! I HATE YOU! I’M GONNA GO ON THE INTERNET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE OPPRESSION THAT WE ATHEISTS FACE! WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE EVER BEEN OPPRESSED! HOW DARE YOU MOCK US?! DON’T QUESTION MUH AUTHORITAH!!!!”

    And you people wonder why the world associates atheism with low intelligence and anger issues…

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