Kidnapped for Christ
Is your child starting to doubt the mythology you’ve worked so hard to ingrain? Are they behaving in a way that doesn’t conform with your limited world view? Why not kidnap them and ship them over to the Dominican Republic where they’ll be forced to do exercise and menial labor to help set them “straight” (often quite literally).
How is any of this legal? How are these people not in jail for kidnapping and causing people duress. Oh, I know! They cloak themselves in the protective blanket of religion, and voila, holding people against their will isn’t frowned upon anymore.