Thanks for giving these morons a voice, Internet
Oh Twitter, sometimes you sap away the only remaining hope I have for humanity. The unfiltered garbage that’s excreted out of the mouths of cretins is enough to drive you mad. Eventually, you reach a threshold of tolerance where it all sounds eerily similar to bees buzzing around. Once in a while, you find a few hot topics that really make our species truly shine, in both verbosity and compassion that one is forced to dig deeper inside of this noise to find out what the fuss is all about. Today’s inanity comes as a reaction to hot hashtag #GodIsNotGreat trending, and some ignorant Christians losing their shit over it. The following is a sample of some of my favorites, with grammar left intact:
Whoever started dis #GodIsNotGreat I will personally beat yu da fuck asswhole…I jus prayed for yu thp
What a nice fellow. I wonder if he’ll also pray to his imaginary friend when he sends some poor kid to the hospital for having a different belief than him.
Whoever made this TT #GodIsNotGreat should burn in hell and yo whole family
So even if this person’s family is religious, this guy still wants them to burn in hell forever because someone dared to talk smack his to sky daddy. Totally reasonable.
#GodIsNotGreat who ever created that trending topic MUST die today!!wt sort of human beings r in here?geeeez
Geeeez, I was thinking the very same thing.
#GodIsNotGreat<——anybody this hateful got to have aids
Anybody that profoundly ignorant has to be a bigot
WHO EVA MADE THIS A TRENIN TOPIC…ILL PERSONALLY KILL EM MYSELF…GOD IS THE BEST THANG EVA MANE…AMEN
God is the best thing ever, therefore I’m going to kill someone in cold blood in his name. Amen!
I seriously wanna kill whoever started the #GodIsNotGreat”
I seriously want to call the fucking police right now
why the fuk is #GodIsNotGreat teending?! GOD IS EVERYTHING YOU SATANIC BITCHES, HE’S THE REASON YOUR BREATHING #ilovegod
If God is everything, does that mean he’s also this extremely hateful tweet? What are the rules in this strange cult of yours?