Thanks for giving these morons a voice, Internet

Oh Twitter, sometimes you sap away the only remaining hope I have for humanity. The unfiltered garbage that’s excreted out of the mouths of cretins is enough to drive you mad. Eventually, you reach a threshold of tolerance where it all sounds eerily similar to bees buzzing around. Once in a while, you find a few hot topics that really make our species truly shine, in both verbosity and compassion that one is forced to dig deeper inside of this noise to find out what the fuss is all about. Today’s inanity comes as a reaction to hot hashtag #GodIsNotGreat trending, and some ignorant Christians losing their shit over it. The following is a sample of some of my favorites, with grammar left intact:

Whoever started dis #GodIsNotGreat I will personally beat yu da fuck asswhole…I jus prayed for yu thp

What a nice fellow. I wonder if he’ll also pray to his imaginary friend when he sends some poor kid to the hospital for having a different belief than him.

Whoever made this TT #GodIsNotGreat should burn in hell and yo whole family

So even if this person’s family is religious, this guy still wants them to burn in hell forever because someone dared to talk smack his to┬ásky daddy. Totally reasonable.

#GodIsNotGreat who ever created that trending topic MUST die today!!wt sort of human beings r in here?geeeez

Geeeez, I was thinking the very same thing.

#GodIsNotGreat<——anybody this hateful got to have aids

Anybody that profoundly ignorant has to be a bigot

WHO EVA MADE THIS A TRENIN TOPIC…ILL PERSONALLY KILL EM MYSELF…GOD IS THE BEST THANG EVA MANE…AMEN

God is the best thing ever, therefore I’m going to kill someone in cold blood in his name. Amen!

I seriously wanna kill whoever started the #GodIsNotGreat”

I seriously want to call the fucking police right now

why the fuk is #GodIsNotGreat teending?! GOD IS EVERYTHING YOU SATANIC BITCHES, HE’S THE REASON YOUR BREATHING #ilovegod

If God is everything, does that mean he’s also this extremely hateful tweet? What are the rules in this strange cult of yours?

Comments (9)

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    Peri

    Is there something about being a crazy violent god-lover that makes people incapable of proofreading? I mean, it’s the fucking internet and no one expects impeccable grammar, but seriously? “asswhole”? “mane” for “man”? Not only do they sound crazy for threatening people with death for a Twitter hashtag (REALLY?), but they also look only marginally literate.

    Also, I wonder if these people realize that by typing the hashtag again in their hateful reactions to it, they’re helping it trend more. Just saying, the Twitter bot reading all those tweets can’t tell the difference between people saying godisnotgreat because they are sad that Christopher Hitchens died or because they’re protesting the trending of that sam phrase. Oh, irony. Please, keep making death threats while repeating the hashtag. You are only spreading our message more.

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    Tom C

    Why fix your grammar when god will fix it for you?

    Anybody that needs to threaten you to make you believe what they believe is a cult member and a horrible human being. End of story.

  • avatar

    Richard

    What did people think was going to be the reaction to something like this?

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    Tom C

    History told us this would be the reaction…but we still have hope I guess.

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    darkpaw

    Ah, the lunacy of the religious.

    Some believers started the #GodIsGreat hashtag, but no atheists threatened them for it. (Because we’re not bonkers.)

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    Timothy

    I tried Twitter for a couple of weeks. It was the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

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    .

    haha, awesome commentary well done :P
    I’ve learned to ignore my disgust and find the humor in the craziness that is christian bigots :P

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    .

    that looks like : D :D
    rather than : P :P … interesting

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    Rachel

    Ironically hilarious.
    It would be even more funny if it wasn’t so sad.
    If you haven’t watched the movie “Saved” you should.
    “I am FILLED with Christs love!!”
    *While beating people over the head with a bible*
    Classic

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