Rick Perry continues his quest to be an ignorant douche-bag
Can you believe that gays serve openly in the military? Well, that shit won’t fly when Rick is in power. No sir, every gay man and woman will have to remain in the closet again, to live out the rest of their lives in shame. Their very lifestyles are an affront to “Christian” values, and they are therefore less worthy of the same rights as everyone else. It was faith that created this country, first by declaring that only white people had the right to be free, and later, this courtesy was expanded to include only heterosexuals as well. See how it works now? Good thing Rick is here, otherwise we would have a country full of horrible equality where a book of fairy tales wasn’t dictating every aspect of your life. Man, that future sounds terrifying, doesn’t it?