Happy Turkey/Genocide Day
This weekend my American fans will be enjoying turkey, roasted potatoes, and a number of other delectables to commemorate the day they gave smallpox to a population unaccustomed to viral outbreak. What better way to celebrate this than by inviting your neighbor over, feeding him, than giving him a blanket infested with a disease they have no immunity from? When he dies, you get to keep his house and all his belongings! Isn’t genocide fun?
NOTE: It’s also “spam” day, apparently, and I’ve had to suspend comments until the situation is fixed. So no clever comments from you!
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darkpaw
Such a lovely way of putting things. Good stuff! Keep it up, Jacob!
Sterling Knight
Comments still work…?
Nick Coinington
I don’t always celebrate Genocide day, but when i do, I eat turkey.
Jacob Fortin
Comments are working again. The madness has ended.
L.Long
Yes, this is the day the American Indian celebrates their very BAD immigration policy. They really should have listened to the old chief when he proposed a 9′ fence around the borders.
Tom C
You forgot the celebration of the elimination of a competing tribe through the collaboration between natives and Europeans. Turns out, that partnership was something to be thankful for on the first “thanksgiving”.
Tom C
Oh, and the Spanish gave smallpox to the natives long before the pilgrims came over and ruined New England.