Happy Turkey/Genocide Day

This weekend my American fans will be enjoying turkey, roasted potatoes, and a number of other delectables to commemorate the day they gave smallpox to a population unaccustomed to viral outbreak. What better way to celebrate this than by inviting your neighbor over, feeding him, than giving him a blanket infested with a disease they have no immunity from? When he dies, you get to keep his house and all his belongings! Isn’t genocide fun?

NOTE: It’s also “spam” day, apparently, and I’ve had to suspend comments until the situation is fixed. So no clever comments from you!

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