Politichicks will make your brain hurt

I know what you’re thinking: how exciting is it that former SNL Alumni Victoria Jackson finally has the opportunity to spew her hateful bullshit with 3 equally ignorant people? I’m all tingly just thinking about the possibilities. Here, these hateful wenches discuss things they clearly know nothing about: Gay Marriage, Muslims, and Gay Muslims.

I know this all seems like some kind of insane joke, but no, this is actually real. Jackson is really that ignorant: when accused of being a homophobe when she criticized 2 men kissing on Glee as “disgusting”, she responded that this was just a liberal buzzword.

I actually wonder if most of you will manage to make it all the way through this torture session. Good luck!

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Comments (21)

  • avatar

    aridawn

    My brain doesn’t hurt, but my gut is roiling. They are disseminating so Mich misinformation!!!! And who thought it was a good idea to have vicky the wonder puppy on a “serious” political show?!!

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    Noah Sandler

    I’m usually good with endurance video challenges but I could only make it 4 minutes in. It was the comment on how a Muslim man can beat up or behead his wife in America because of freedom of religion, but Christians can’t say “in Jesus’s name amen” because of separation of church and state.

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    aridawn

    Ehhh ..by the end they were spewing the usual idiocy about how government would force churches to perform weddings against their will. They are so lacking in common sense and the ability to research that it is astounding and disturbing.

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    Sterling Knight

    THE THING! OBAMA BUILT THE THING ON THE PLACE WHERE THE 9/11 THING HAPPENED! Yes, Obama went to ground zero and hand built a Mosque out of the burnt remains of dead Muslims who worked in the WTC right on top of the dig site of an 18th century ship wreck.

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    jonathan

    I 6 minutes in and I have already counted 8 lies.
    I am trying to resist punching my moniter out of sheer frustration.

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    BlueIndependent

    It was my opinion of late that Palin, O’Donnell, and Bachmann were evidence against the dumb blonde generalization. Upon seeing Victoria Jackson again, I may be mistaken…

    I saw this on another site this morning, and it’s fractally painful to sit through even 30 seconds of. The production is all wrong to begin with, so they appear utterly inept even before their brains go into cretin mode and start emitting stark raving mad falderal. What kills me is, this is stuff the conservatives always say is edgy, overtly politically incorrect, “straight talk”. If that’s how you try to sell me xenophobia, blatant lies, misinformation, bigotry, and thoughtless talking points, don’t cry when I call this what it is: Stupidity writ large.

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    C Conti

    Sorry, I lasted 18 seconds. But I promise that after I call my connection and buy $100 worth of smack plus a few Xanax, I’ll give it another shot.
    I just can’t afford to chuck another laptop out of the window.Used as a Frisbee they tend to malfunction afterwards.

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    Y3ll0wW@llp@p3r

    so I googled, “snopes.com owed by George Soros”, which turned out to be a false email claim back in 2008…then I stopped watching this! Is this real or a joke?

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    Alan

    Do you hate us? I think I would rather be water boarded.

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    Steve Boag

    You couldn’t make a half wit out of all them, I would be surprized if they could walk and think at the same time…

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    AJ Buwalda

    AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!! Goddamn dimwitted wanna-be intellectuals who spew their garbage like it is truth. Obviously nobody was there to give a different view to these bigots. I’ll give you guys my thoughts:

    1. If your high in christianity and repressing sexuality, than maybe the name “PolitiChicks” is not for you.
    2. Islam are not people; they are called muslims.
    3. Saying that muslims like beheadings is like saying Catholics enjoy raping children. Gross generalization!
    4. When you accuse muslims of killing dissenting opinions you might want google “Christian kills abortion docter”
    5. Islam say kill gay people… Yes, so does Christianity, dimwit!
    6. If you make an argument, know what you are talking about! The thing on 9/11, really?!
    7. There is no mosque on ground zero
    8. “I also heared…” when your argument begins with those words, it is usually not great.
    9. “Allah akbar” means “God is great”… What’s your problem with that; christians say that shit all the time.
    10. That Soros owns something doesn’t automaticly makes everything it says false.
    11. Sharia law is as much a threat as your dogshit religion, ladies!
    12. The bible lets you beat your wife too, ignoramus!
    13. “The muslims want the crosses to come down” No shit, its called seperation of church and state. Its the same law that prevents the muslim symbol from going up.
    14. The US was NOT founded on Christian principles; ever heared of the Treaty of Tripoli? Why is it that I as an Dutchmen know more about your history than you?!
    15. You can bring all the bibles you want to school, lying piece of shit! RAGGGGEEEE
    16. Claiming that christians in general are being murdered in Egypt without ANY kind of proof is disgusting!
    17. Mhaaaaarrrr! The mission of Islam is not “murder anyone” you hypocritical lying wench! That’s like me saying that the bible is about stoning all children.
    18. Christianity is Not a religion of peace, go read your bible!
    19. All terrorists are muslims? Like the Unabomber and McVeigh?

    Half way there boys and girls!

    20. You don’t fucking love muslims, lying was a sin was it not?
    21. “Its the opposite of the bible; a religion of death” You are really fucking biblically illiterate, aren’t you?!
    22. You are not being persecuted! YOU ARE NOT!! 75+% of the country is Christian!
    23. “They are always so bitter” You mean like you, because we won’t let you trample our rights anymore?
    24. Ofcourse you would scream in court, because otherwise nobody would listen to your dumb ass.
    25. Your labeled intolerant because YOU DON’T WANT EQUAL RIGHT FOR THE GAY PEOPLE!! THAT IS INTOLERANT!! AAARRRRGGGHHH
    26. Are marriage inequality laws bullying, you ask? ITS CALLED INEQUALITY!!!
    27. Equal rights are not up for discussion, EVER!
    28. If a church needs not pay any taxes, than the state can say that they should marry gay people. Don’t want that? Start paying taxes!
    29. You can say wahtever you want, you just can’t cram it down our throats. Stop whining!

    The fucking end! My conclusion: Monkeys with typewriters do a better job than these dumbwitted bigots!

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    She Fights Like A Girl

    Like Noah Sandler up there, I’m usually good with endurance videos, but I couldn’t do this one either. First of all, the stereo separation was making me insane, with the woman on the right speaking into my left ear. And yes, as soon as they all started saying, “And you know what *I* heard…” I had to stop. It’s just pointless.

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    LeetheGirl

    Not even gonna watch. I let shit like this get to me too much… especially when I’m partially the subject they’re referring to.

    That bitch used to be on SNL, really?

  • avatar

    In Utah

    Somebody has got to do something about that mirror.

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    =8)-DX

    WHY! WHY?!?
    Why did you link this? Why do you hate me? I am in so much pain listening to this, the stupid is just too much!

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    =8)-DX

    I succeeded. I watched through. I shouldn’t have done this before lunch though.

  • avatar

    Koen

    I really wanted to punch the pudgy bitch with the mini guitar.

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    Sara

    ā€œIā€™m a conservative not because of the culture, my own opinions or life experiences, but because of my faith in Jesus Christ and my biblical worldview,ā€ Jannique says. I say, “ohhhh. You never learned critical thinking skills. You are an idiot who cannot or will not think for herself.”

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    BlueIndependent

    Y3LL0WW@LLP@P3R, it’s real. The claim that Soros owns Snopes is the comforting lie they tell themselves when someone points out their grossly over-practiced yarn-spinning about mysterious back room forces conspiring to wipe conservatism from the face of the Earth. They have no evidence he owns Snopes, it’s just enough for them to say that he does, therefore he does. They don’t ask questions and try to understand, they libel and slander first because they have a media wall of protection that doesn’t call them on it. And even if someone in the media does call them on it, they play the “liberal media” card and refuse to talk to them ever again.

    Conservatives – particularly the ones that get all the face time in America – are the world’s worst abusers of the victim mentality. They’re always cocked and waiting for you to throw out a key word, so they can harp on that and shut all discussion down.

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    Y3ll0wW@llp@p3r

    BLUEINDEPENTDENT, I feared that this was real, but I realize that in America laziness is rampant. I recently asked a theist (who as you mentioned, was only listening to key words in my arguments) if they looked up the sources of the people they get their information (religious or otherwise) from. They said straight up, “I don’t have time for that…” I facepalmed several times, and stopped the conversation there. Even more sad was that this was a relative of mine…

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    Sam #55

    Just saw this in the archives. Mine brain doesn’t hurt…. because it exploded.

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