Satanic cults have baby farms!
Wow, did you know that Satanic cults are everywhere?
Did you know they they were raising children specifically for sacrifice, and that an effective way to spot these miscreants is to first target any business that has Halloween decorations?
Did you know any idiot can appear in front of a camera and say shit that makes everyone else’s brain hurt?
It’s amazing what you can learn in an afternoon, isn’t it?
(via this guy)