Jesus and his giant foreskin

Just how big was Jesus’ foreskin? Well, according to the Librarian of the Vatican, his leftover skin after circumcision is what gives Saturn its distinctive rings. That’s why Jesus didn’t have kids: his massive cock would have torn apart even Wonder-Woman’s vagina.

NOTE: My 100% non-gay crush on Brian Cox continues unabated…

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