The Flizbins want you to dance for God’s love
Sick and tired of children’s entertainment that’s fun, informational, and secularist? Well, The Flizbins are here, and they promise you “safe” children’s programming. Presumably, the stuff that’s currently out there for pre-schoolers must all be evil or unsafe. Luckily, their totally inoffensive songs are sure to delight parents and kids alike!
You can tell from their stiff, forced dances that something educational is happening, especially after they say the word “Dance” a total of 46 times. I especially love the clumsy rap introduced – rather inelegantly – by primitive beat-boxing. Their odd message, interspersed by the supposed need to dance, seems utterly drowned out by the repetitive music. If they are trying to communicate anything with your children, it’s quickly lost in their meaningless chorus. Dance because God loves spending time with you! Dance because the sky reminds some cowboy how awesome your imaginary friend is! Dance because you’re trying to make money in this overcrowded market!
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Dave
Truly awful. I lasted about five seconds! Hang on while I throw up.
Sounds like more than a dash of auto-tune in there as well.
I evolved from an ape, whats your excuse?
I bet these guys are fucking huge in Korea haha
In Utah
damn, nightmares for a week
Marco
My IQ just drpped 20 points. And I couldn’t bear to listen to the whole thing
Phloom
Curse you Jason, now I have that stupid tune stuck in my brain.
laffin
Looks like a bad exercise video. Where’s Richard Simmons when you need him?
Joel Wiapo
Haha! Song is kind of catchy.
Heather Novak
Curious…are any of you folks parents? My two and a half year old danced in my lap through the whole thing…pretty sure that is the target audience so you grownups SHOULD want to gouge your eyes out…that means it is great kidlet tuneage! LOL.
Nightthorn
This number should not be performed by anyone who has seen puberty. It’s cute for eight year olds…maybe. The guy with the beard — who can’t dance BTW — is just creepy.