Every 2 minutes, a Christian gets scared shitless
Did you know that every 2 minutes, something incredibly graphic happens? The world is a dangerous place folks, and only by scaring the crap out of young teens can we ensure that cars stop smashing into each other, that the poverty and prohibitionism that creates gang violence will fade, and that pregnant women trying to terminate their pregnancies have nowhere to go. After all, the invention of Hell seems like a fantastic way to convince the world that you aren’t a death cult obsessed with torment, torture, and a number of sadistic tendencies masquerading as piety.
(via American Jesus)