I don’t actually believe in seas. I think they are an artificial division of Ocean Waters, and a product of ancient thinking. The Mediterranean sea? fuck that shit. It’s the Atlantic Ocean as far as I’m concerned!

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If you’ve been leaving comments and wondering why they haven’t gone up yet, it’s because the internet is full of scammers constantly bombarding us with fake ads designed to rob us of our information. My anti-spam program is having a conniption, so in the meantime you’ll have to be patient while it gets fixed. The spammers are attacking so fast i can’t actually keep up, so for now comments have to all be pending. Sorry about that folks. This is why running your own website is often a gigantic pain in the ass…

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September 11th is just around the corner, and this year, Mayor Bloomberg is making sure that no clergymen from any religion is invited to the ceremony. Of course, you have a bunch of cry-baby Christians are flipping out over this exclusion:

“This is America, and to have a memorial service where there’s no prayer, this appears to be insanity to me,” Rudy Washington tells the Wall Street Journal. “I feel like America has lost its way.”

I agree with you, Rudy. America has lost it’s way. It used to make provisions to ensure religion didn’t have a special place in government. The founding fathers even made the Establishment Clause the first fucking Amendment in their Constitution. Do you think they felt it was an important thing to mention?

Bloomy’s reasoning is both sound and fair: government is not in the business of picking a religion. In any case, the entire reason this structure collapsed was because of faith, and its non-adherence to reality. Why would you want someone there reminding you of the deadly consequences of blind belief?

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I do like the effort by this priest to ridicule creationism in the light of modern science. But while he ridicules these beliefs, he seems completely oblivious to the stupidity of his own dogma. Hey pal, there are some people who believe that a 2000 year old failed Jewish carpenter is actually a God too, and the rest of us think that’s just stupid. We’re glad that you exposed the utter inanity of creationism, but I can see by that collar on your neck that you still have a lot to learn about objective reality (not to mention the fun stuff you haven’t done yet, like shagging).

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So, according to this uneducated redneck madman, it doesn’t seem to matter whether or not abstinence works.It’s far more important that due to his old fashion beliefs, kids should not be taught the safest ways to have sex.

Watch him struggle to answer even the most basic facts concerning the total ineffectiveness of abstinence. Who needs evidence when you have blind belief? Here’s a man so fantastically ignorant, he makes George W. Bush look like Albert Einstein. America, is it just me or are your political candidates getting dumber by the second? I thought Bachmann was bad. How did you manage to find someone even crazier than that stupid bitch so quickly?

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My vacation is over, and I’m back in Montreal for the next few months to really knock TGA out of the park. There’s going to be lots of changes, but all of them are going to be awesome. We’re going to be upping the quality of everything to entice every one to become a member. So, if you were starting to suffer from serious withdrawal, the good news is that a new batch of “crack” is being brewed as we speak. See you soon!

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Somebody please tell me that this guy is breaking some kind of bylaw with all this crazy shit on his car…Only 5 Jesus fish on the back? I got 10 bucks that says he has 10 more distributed around this monstrosity he calls a vehicle.

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I’m beginning to think there are more closeted gay Republicans than there are open Democrat ones, since it seems as though every other day some anti-gay rights crusader gets caught trying to have sex with someone of the same gender. Today’s totally disgraced hypocrite is Indiana State Rep. Phillip Hinkle, who was caught trying to hire a male prostitute on Craigslist.

I say try, since the entire ordeal was just weird, uncomfortable for everyone, and fraught with crazy drama:

The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker. He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.

Ok, first lesson is free Phil: if you’ve got a high profile job, don’t cheap out last minute trying to buy someone’s silence. Also, it’s generally a bad idea to give them your fucking cellphone with all your contact information, genius.

Megan Gibson [the sister of the young man] said that on the drive back, she began receiving a series of calls on the BlackBerry, including one from a woman who said she was Hinkle’s wife. “I was like, ‘Your husband is gay,’ ” Megan said.

The wife eventually tried to buy her off for 10 grand (at least someone was thinking straight), but by then the cat was already WAY out of the bag.

So what’s left for this guy? I’d love to believe that perhaps Phil will take this opportunity to embrace his love of cocks and balls and quit living a lie, but by now I think we’re already painfully familiar with how these things turn out: denial followed by admitting to a “moment of weakness” culminating into some kind of “pray the gay away” retreat. Meanwhile, the fact that this hypocrite piece of shit co-sponsored a constitutional amendment to prevent gays from marrying gets conveniently forgotten. Fantastic.

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I’ve posted videos from Evid3nc3 before, and loved them all. Be sure to subscribe to his Youtube channel if you’re as addicted as I am.

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