A couple living in Australia believe that they are Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and they're taking donations! AJ Miller and his girlfriend Mary want you to know that the long wait for the Messiah is over! Rejoice, believers, for the Son of Man (also called "The Human One" now) has returned, and he lives down under. I know what you're thinking: what proof does AJ Miller have that he's the messiah? Get ready to ...

It looks like Governor Rick Perry and his religious posse are getting a little bit crazier every day. You might recall that Perry is organizing a massive prayer rally at Reliant Stadium with the intent of begging God to fix all of America's financial problems. You see, rather than actually bother to come up with real solutions (like making sure companies like Exxon or General Electric actually pay taxes), R ...

I'm feeling good this morning. According to Christian apologist Josh McDowell, the web is infested with atheists like me trying to spread their vile message of godlessness and pornography. While I certainly agree with the first part of the accusation, I wish to clarify that while TGA endorses pornography, I still think that there's way too much of it that's anal. What happened to the vagina, guys? And pleas ...

Hey Idaho, were you feeling left out of this whole evolution-creation "debate"? Are you tired of scientists telling you that the earth is 4.5 billion years old instead of only 6000? Well, then you should donate every spare dollar you have to the Northwest Science Museum. Although they have yet to even raise enough money for their pathetic displays, it certainly hasn't affected their enthusiasm for this proj ...

Here's what's fucking scary about believers: some of them take it so seriously that concerns over their own well-being is secondary. For true believers, a tiny bunk-bed, barely enough food to subsist, and countless hours spent trying to recruit new zombies isn't a chore; it's a calling, baby! It is how a pathetically small church, with the hilarious acronym of IHOP (International House of Prayer, not Pancak ...

Wow, he's right: Evolution doesn't explain how gravity works, and it certainly doesn't explain the second law of thermodynamics. Did you also know Newton's First Law (the velocity of a body is constant unless another force acts against it) doesn't explain why Ben Stein thinks he understands what the fuck he's talking about? It must mean the Theory has no real value. It's much more logical to assume that God ...

I received another generous donation from a member, which means that we're having another contest to determine who will win a year of free bonus shows! This time, it's going to be a little picture contest. I want you guys to find me the most hilarious, crazy, or wacky religiously themed pictures, and post them on the TGA facebook fanpage. The winner will be determined by the amounts of "likes" they get for ...

Guy claims his imaginary friend told him to rape and murder two women who lived in a domestic partnership. Fueled by his bipolar disorder, his diseased mind was a perfect breeding ground for the villainous idea that anyone should be made to die for simply "offending" the insane sensitivities of an unstable man. Did it help that many of the followers of Abraham's God have dedicated their lives to fight again ...

Now there's a theory that finally makes some sense. I mean, it would certainly explain the weird and terrifyingly confusing shit that happens in the Bible. How else can you explain a God that would demand that you cook your bread using your own feces. That sounds like something a person seriously lacking in social skills would say. Ezekiel 4:12 "And you shall eat it [as] barley cakes; and bake it using fuel ...

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