Play soccer: go straight to Hell

Come on…There’s no fucking way this guy is for real. I refuse to believe that any human being can be so shockingly ignorant. According to his logic, the ungodliness of socialism (which starts with an “S”) is spread via soccer, which does not allow you to use all of your God-given limbs. And of course, we all know what other sinister words begin with the letter “S”: sodomy, satanism, and worst of all, supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus.

Don’t you see the connection here people? How can America hope to survive if not for a total hegemony of sports? If American Football doesn’t rule, then the entire population will be amputated by Barack Obama. It’s in Revelations, people!

NOTE: So, the real deal, or a total troll?

Comments (7)

Leave a Comment

Scroll to top