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Conservapedia tries to call out Penn Jillette

This is just plain weird: convinced of the superiority of their "argument" (mainly that their super-dad made everything so a few white people can enjoy it), they've decided to specifically target Penn Jillette to a debate on evolution. Firstly, they want him to answer their "15 questions evolutionists can't answer", a grab-bag collection of old creationist canards they think has merit. I'll summarize them h ...

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Miss USA parody

What happens when you substitute the word "evolution" with "gravity" on the embarrassment that was the Miss USA "Let's Ask These Bimbos if they think proper science should be taught in school" video? You get something funny enough to make you shart a little...Enjoy the weekend! NOTE: Miss Washington is still awesome. I love facts too, baby! ...

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More excitement for Flat-Earthers

After the article I posted a few days ago making fun of Flat-Earthers, there might still be a few of them lurking about, so I thought they might be excited to find out that the Library of Congress was just the recipient of a flat-earth map designed by one of the fathers of "modern geocentrism", Orlando Ferguson! The map dates back to 1893, and looks a hell of a lot like a roulette table, doesn't it? ...

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Theta Healing is dangerous bullshit

Firstly, I'd just like to point out my general dislike of news programs. I hate the way they present the news. At the beginning of this particular broadcast, I practically turned it off once I heard their ridiculous "let's ask a question so we can pretend to be objective" routine" "Is it possible that potentially fatal diseases can be stopped in their tracks by allowing a healer to channel thought and praye ...

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Geert Wilders aquitted

It looks as though the Netherlands is split down the middle over the courts decision that Geert Wilders did not incite hatred against Muslims. Judge Marcel van Oosten ruled that some of Mr. Wilders' comments may have been "crude and denigrating" but they did not amount to inciting hatred against Muslims and remained within the boundaries of free speech. Even Mr. Wilders' most inflammatory statements, includ ...

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Toronto queers, your help is needed

I got an email the other day asking if I knew of any friendly LGBT places to get married. I'm a huge fan of the show and listen religiously. You guys live in Canada correct? Well my girlfriend and I just moved to Buffalo a few months ago and are planning on going to Toronto to get married next summer. I've been doing some research and have come across some atheist officiators but was wondering if there were ...

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The Parade of Ignorance

What better way to celebrate the majesty of the uber-exploitive parade of vapidity that is the Miss American Pagent than to feature a video with contestants telling people about their "thoughts" on evolution. Most of these airheads tow the "teach the controversy" line, as though "students" deciding between fantasy bullshit and rigorous science isn't a total waste of time. Thankfully, a few actually believe, ...

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Epic Jake fail

Need any proof that I'm a total moron? I had scheduled an interview with the author of "Why we believe in God(s)", Dr. J. Andrerson Thomson for the next podcast, and the program I used didn't save his part of the audio. So basically, I was left with about 2 hours of me talking to myself. It reminded me of Garfield minus Garfield. I hope I never get that insane. A thousand apologies for my stupidity. I am an ...

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You had me at “Dark Energy”

When you're busy fighting against the forces of superstition, dogma and pseudoscience, you can often forget about the smaller doses of idiocy that go almost completely ignored. Take Flat-Earthers. I mean, no one even bothers to debunk these clowns anymore. It's gotten so bad that they end up doing most of the hard work of calling them on their retarded shit for you. Take the FAQ for the Flat Earth Society. ...

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