Michele Bachmann has a plan

I love conservative double-speak. While they extol the principles of human rights, liberty and freedom from oppression, they issue orders to incarcerate others without due process; often using extreme methods of interrogation. How could anyone pretend to respect the ideals of the Constitution when they fail to play by those same rules?

According to Michele – who promises to end a conflict without shape, form or substance – the key to winning the “War on Terror” involves the following 5 fold plan:

1. Re-open Guantanamo Bay and allow people to be held without charge indefinitely.
2. Eliminate Miranda rights for all suspected terrorists. If possible, eliminate all human rights for these “people”.
3. Destroy Iran.
4. Make abortion illegal.
5. Stop taxing the rich.

Her statements about “only God grants you the rights to life, and government can’t take it away” would almost seem to suggest that capital punishment is wrong, but you would be a fool if you thought “consistency” was a priority with opportunists like her.

By the way Michele, some of us are already fighting to end the ideology of terrorism. The way we figure it, if everyone just stops believing that their imaginary friend wants them to kill others for him, we should be well on our way…

Comments (5)

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    Sterling Knight

    Facepalm.

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    Giles Farmer

    Erm, what’s a “Fawn Terrace”?

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    Michael Beares

    I was with her… til she spoke

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    MN_Atheist

    She speaks to the audience like she’s reading a picture book to children… oh wait, that’s because these people are dumber than children, that’s right. I am actually glad that she’s being very open about how important she regards the bible, so that there’s no hiding how bat-shit crazy she is.

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    J.N. Hudson

    “1. Re-open Guantanamo Bay and allow people to be held without charge indefinately.”

    I was not aware that Gauntanamo Bay was actually closed.

    “2. Eliminate Miranda rights for all suspected terrorists. If possible, eliminate all human rights for these “people”.”

    Translation: Only americans, preferably only christian americans, are deserving of human rights, in fact only americans are actually people.

    “3. Destroy Iran.”

    Because there is no such thing as an innocent iranian, including the christian and jewish communities of iran. In Bachmann’s eyes ALL iranians are blood thirsty american hating monsters deserving of death.

    “4. Make abortion illegal.”

    Translation: We can always kill them later if we don’t like their chosen ideology or religion.

    “5. Stop taxing the rich.”

    Nuff’ Said.

    “Her statements about “only God grants you the rights to life, and government can’t take it away” would almost seem to suggest that capital punishment is wrong”

    Not only that, but if would also seem to fly in the face of her endorsement of war withIran which would certainly result in the deaths of tens, if not hundreds if thousands of people. Lives taken away BY A GOVERNMENT.

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