Michele Bachmann has a plan
I love conservative double-speak. While they extol the principles of human rights, liberty and freedom from oppression, they issue orders to incarcerate others without due process; often using extreme methods of interrogation. How could anyone pretend to respect the ideals of the Constitution when they fail to play by those same rules?
According to Michele – who promises to end a conflict without shape, form or substance – the key to winning the “War on Terror” involves the following 5 fold plan:
1. Re-open Guantanamo Bay and allow people to be held without charge indefinitely.
2. Eliminate Miranda rights for all suspected terrorists. If possible, eliminate all human rights for these “people”.
3. Destroy Iran.
4. Make abortion illegal.
5. Stop taxing the rich.
Her statements about “only God grants you the rights to life, and government can’t take it away” would almost seem to suggest that capital punishment is wrong, but you would be a fool if you thought “consistency” was a priority with opportunists like her.
By the way Michele, some of us are already fighting to end the ideology of terrorism. The way we figure it, if everyone just stops believing that their imaginary friend wants them to kill others for him, we should be well on our way…