I want to be a climate scientist now

When the going gets though, the tough make a rap video. Hey, sometimes the only way to get your fucking point across is not to pussy-foot around the issue. Climate change is real, people who deny it are clearly not scientists, and care little for the truth.

Also, the video is totally NSFW. (via)

Comments (18)

  • avatar

    Goldenarms

    holy shit that was retarded. climate change is brought on by the changing patterns of the sun. it’s getting hotter (jupiter moon melting, mars polar ice caps melting). the carbon tax is just a money making scheme for the corporate globalists who wants a world goverment. if you think humans pumping carbon dioxide (what plants breathe) is changing the global temp, you’re just falling into a globalist trap. jacob, you’d be better off fighting the real evil powers of the world. religion is nearly dead, fight the good fight and take on the bilderburgers

  • avatar

    Jacob Fortin

    dude, get a fucking education. You’re talking nonsense.

  • avatar

    Rebo

    Goldenarms sounds likes a Zeitgeister…

  • avatar

    Goldenarms

    fluoride helps prevent tooth decay, abestos isn’t bad, DDT is good for the environment, tobacco isn’t bad for your health and a group of arabs took down the WTC.

    first is the carbon tax, next is the north american union and then you’ll be fined for having more than one child. mouthbreaters are polluting the environment with carbon dioxide you know

  • avatar

    Goldenarms

    when Al Gore, the leader of the global warming scam, agrees to a debate I’ll submit to your blind faith in corporate science

  • avatar

    Goldenarms

    btw- the man who taught Al Gore everything he knows about global warming recanted on everything he taught and apologized to the world for misleading them.

    educate yourselves

  • avatar

    Jacob Fortin

    When you read about Roger Revelle, you don’t get the sense that he “apologized to the world”, especially when his family issues a statement very much to the opposite effect.

    I suggest, Goldenarms, that you examine where you get your news. If you think that the troposphere can withstand massive increases in greenhouse gases and this not influence the temperature (and therefore climate), than please, publish your findings to the contrary and win a Nobel Prize.

  • avatar

    Goldenarms

    slurp it up jake. keep typing on your keyboard about dumb shit that happens in africa and the middle east while the govt strips away your rights at home.

    keep making fun of preachers who make money off religion while you attempt to do the exact same thing. who cares if people believe in a fairy tale, let them be stupid, it’s their right.

    follow your own advice and ignore bullshit science news from the UN. there are 30,000 scientists worldwide that want a piece of al gore and his making making lies.

    you see what happened at the G8/G20 summit in canada? wake up

  • avatar

    Dak

    Goldenarms,

    Are you sucking fox news dick or what? Go do your homework. Check the quality of the evidence, not just what entertains your little, morally underdeveloped brain.

    Stupid people pushing religion is dangerous. They enable extremists at a minimum. Don’t get me started on the rest of the crap.

    30k scientists? Looks like you’re counting lobbyists.

    Hey, here’s a concept. If we’re wrong and we did nothing but shore up resources for the long term, what did it hurt? Nothing! Why nothing? Cause we’re still fucking rich here in the US and Canada. Take a real look at poor countries and see what bad policies actually look like to those who suffer.

  • avatar

    Dak

    Jacob,

    Thanks for the awesome video. I’m passing it on.

    Dak

  • avatar

    BlueIndependent

    Goldenarms, just because you happen to reject religion as we do, doesn’t mean you get a free pass when you, obviously, take some other BS as fact, when it clearly is not. If you live in North America and are bitching about how horribly you’re being taxed, you’re a flat-out idiot, especially when you’re benefitting from some of the richest societies while paying some of the lowest tax rates in the Western world. We also are not interested in listening to the conspiracy theory tripe of someone who has apparently been so jilted by anti-environmentalist propaganda that he/she can no longer understand basic scientific concepts that were covered in grade school.

    And this: “…if you think humans pumping carbon dioxide (what plants breathe) is changing the global temp, you’re just falling into a globalist trap…” I’ll give you a few points for originality in claiming the climate scientists are actually in league with the corporatists, rather than fighting against them. Haven’t heard that one yet, but, it still ranks as conspiracy theory. But I’ve also been hearing the humans-are-so-puny-we-can’t-possibly-ruin-our-own-ecosystem excuse for almost 8 years now, and each year the ecosystem seems to get worse. Like Jacob said, why don’t you get educated, and cut the testosterone conspiracy muscle crap?

  • avatar

    HB

    Goldenarms does seem a bit ‘on edge’. He clearly appears to be wrong, but perhaps he could give us some evidence of his claims (or refutations). That would make for an interesting beginning.

  • avatar

    HB

    ‘Correction’ on my previous post: To be honest, due to Goldenarms’ masculine aggression and a comment I read previous to my original post, I accepted the inference of male. I don’t know whether that’s the case or not, but my apologies if I’ve sexed you wrongly.

  • avatar

    ManBearPig

    I saw this on telly and was going to send it to you Jacob!
    That show Hungry Beast is brilliant.

    It basically put everything that needs to be said in a rap. Nuff said.

  • avatar

    Jim

    First of all, goldenarms is a fucking abjectly uneducated diarrhoea-spewing moron and not worth anyone’s time or consideration.

    Second of all, climate change is certainly a real phenomenon… What’s not certain is the degree to which humanity is accelerating it. We don’t understand the climate enough to know for sure, but the best guess at the moment is that we’re having SOMEWHAT of an effect. Too many uncertainties to make any other definitive claims.

    However, the prudent course of action even with this mild conclusion is to reduce greenhouse emissions.

  • avatar

    nick

    Here’s how to think about it. If we clean up our act, produce less toxins and generally pump out less poisons AND global warming happens to turn out to be false, then we’re still ahead.

  • avatar

    WCLPeter

    Just thought people would like to know they’re selling the single on iTunes now.

    http://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/im-a-climate-scientist-nsfw/id437765051

    Pete…

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