Tell your Mom you love her
Alright, I have a message to anyone out there who thinks the whole “Mother’s Day” thing is a manufactured holiday created specifically by greeting card companies as a way of using guilt to coerce millions of people to buy their product: Congratulations on properly identifying the history of this holiday. Now go fucking call your mom, smart-ass.
Sure, the holiday is kind of bogus, but the fact we were exploited through guilt goes to show that the emotion is there for a reason. You probably haven’t treated your mom as nicely as you should. Ignoring this day would be a mistake.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who listen to the show. Give a shout in the comments if that’s you!