This kid is awesome

Man, it takes guts to do this kind of thing. I can't imagine how many of her fellow students are currently jumping down her throat over her objection to a school prayer banner. It's kids like this that give me hope for the future! ...

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Mike Huckabee is a nutjob

Behind his easy smile and non-threatening demeanor, Mike Huckabee is the worst kind of politician: he believes the Constitution should be amended to better "reflect" his own Biblical values. He sees religion as a primary source of both law and morality, and he even believes only those with a "Biblical world-view" should be governing: He said that the kind of “Biblical worldview” taught at SCS [Statesville C ...

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You know what to do

Alright gang, it's time for me to use what little influence I do have to force the lot of you to vote for Christopher Hitchens as one of Time Magazine's "Most Influential People". Go to the site and vote for him, otherwise the Gods of Atheism will strike you down... Hitch is currently 12th on the list below Lady Gaga and Beyonce. Surely we can do better. ...

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Suicide Girls join the dark side

If you love girls with crazy tattoos and piercings in unholy places, odds are you've probably heard of the Suicide Girls. I've actually had a few friends who modeled for it, so I have a soft spot for slightly fucked-up girls that like to get naked for money. Well, now there's one more reason to fall in love with the site (if you needed another): they just released a hilarious article called "10 unlikely bus ...

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20 year old bigot thinks he speaks for God

Don't you just love how Christians, convinced they are humble and meek, claim to speak for God? Even if such an entity did exist, why does this 20 year old dummy think he's qualified to speak on "his" behalf? How is that not the height of arrogance? "God makes Kings, and the rules by which they govern". Hey kid, we actually rejected the notion of kings for the stifling, freedom killing bastards they were. O ...

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UN fail

When I was a younger ideologue, I used to think the the United Nation was a force for good in the world, providing aid and protection to citizens of countries ravaged by war, famine, and instability. I have since realized this institution is a bloated corpse, capable only of furthering the interests of the few countries who have a permanent seat on the security council. If anyone else in the UN decides to d ...

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Penn: Agnostics suck!

I agree that agnosticism is annoying as hell, especially those that start accusing non-believers of being dogmatic. Yeah, because rejecting a poorly constructed cosmogony means that you have a closed mind...How about showing me some fucking proof? That's all we want. Until then, my own agnosticism will remain open to the possibility of someone showing evidence of an all powerful entity, and that's about it. ...

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Atheist Bible?

In general, I find atheists need a unifying tome about as much as men need nipples. I'm of the opinion that to properly educate yourself on morality, ethics and philosophy, you need more than what a single book can provide; you need a lifetime of education, thought and what some would call "soul searching"; the act of reflecting on one's actions. Our general dislike of sacred tomes hasn't bothered Professor ...

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Louis Theroux revisits the Westboro Baptist Church

It seems as though the Westboro Baptist Church is breaking apart at the seams, as the cruel and twisted patriarch's power is beginning to wane. Louis Theroux decided to repay them a visit, and it's enlightening to say the least. My favorite moment is when they try to spin the exodus of family members as a good thing. Yeah, typically when a lot of people are leaving your organization, it's a positive sign, S ...

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Back in Canada, a bit fubar

Well, after possibly the longest layover ever at boring Newark Airport, I'm happy to report that I've arrived safe and sound. The trip took its toll on me. I've been nursing a cracked rib for a few days (don't feel too sorry for me, as this was the result of a surfing accident) and found it impossible to do anything without being introduced to pain. So while I nurse myself to health this weekend, TGA will r ...

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