My kind of Zodiac

One of the coolest ideas I’ve seen in a long time. According to the Geek Zodiac, I’m a Spy. My qualities are “confident, patriotic, duplicious, selfish and resourceful”. Can you guess which two attributes DON’T describe me? I bet you can’t…
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Richard
I’m a time traveler. Dope.
WCLPeter
Yay, I’m a wizard!!! So, when do I get my Nimbus 2000?
Michael Beares
Im a wizard aswell, and screw the nimbus I’m gonna make shit clean my house for me
JorshuarHigginson
Finally got my account! Alien- Suits me eh?
Babosa
Time Traveler. I’m destructive, hehe.